Private Practice Caption Contest I

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Welcome to the Private Practice Insider Caption Contest - Season 2 style!

This week's Caption Contest - featuring a photo from "A Family Thing" - was won by ALC. Congrats! Scroll down to see the winning entry!

Fearsome Foursome

Pete: I don't know you guys... I don't think watching people walk by is the best way to go out and get new clients for the practice.

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Sam: Now, how did WE end up on the set of 90210?
Violet: We are alot like them...
Pete: Only OLDER. I can't believe she said I was the oldest guy she'd done! ...


Pete: I don't know you guys...I don't think watching people walk by is the best way to go out and get new clients for the practice.


Cooper "So, if you pull the left string the shades open, and pull the right one and they close! Wow" Pete "yeah, wow! Who was the genius that thought that up?!" Violet "I don't know, but is he single?" Sam "You people are a bunch of idiots!"


V: shh... she's coming with the SWAT guy and we're in her office, what now?
P: we should go out like we were having a metting, with faces like we're having problems and send him away. She's mine, i'm not out of the game!


Pete: Grrr that Kevin is sweet-talking my Addison!
Sam: I'm a bit disturbed now...
Violet: Ahhhh... He is mesmerizingly hot...
Cooper: Hmm... I'll have to use that position with Charlotte.
(Naomi walks over)
Naomi: OMIGOD?! You're watching them have SEX?! Perverts!
Pete: And yet, you're staring too!


C: So who do you think would win in a fight - Addison or Naomi?
V: D***it! I left a knife on the counter.
S: Somebody call 911.


Sam: Who does Addison think she is? Naomi's person?


cooper:hmmm do you think their talking about him and his trunk?
violet:nooo addison wants him to keep whats in his trunk in his trunk.
pete:yeah well bye what their doing it doesnt look like thats going to happen!
violet:just because you want it to be you!
pete:yeah well it is me!!!
cooper:WHAT! you and montgomary?


All [thinking]: I thought we had a no-sex-in-the-office policy?


Coop: Man that SWAT guy's hot.
Violet: That's who you're dating?
Pete: Very funny.


Private Practice Quotes

A lot of men have a joy of seeing me naked. A lot! Well, not a lot... I mean.. 8, Well... 11.


You ever been violated? Anybody rape you lately? Let me tell you what its like. You know those made for TV movies where some woman's crouched down naked in a shower holding her knees and sobbing because when she closes her eyes she can still feel the guys hands on her? How when they show the attack the woman's eyes go all blank and still and she goes to some other place in her mind just to deal with the horror of what's happening to her while some Lillith Fair song plays. It is nothing like that. He's sturdy and sweaty and he licks your face and wipes himself off in your hair and when you try to scream he punches you so hard you see God. And then he goes at you again reaping stuff you didn't even know you had because he enjoyed it so much the first time. I know you're trying to help but if helping me means that everyone is gonna be looking at me the way you're looking at me now please do not help me.


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Song Lost The Mary Onettes
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Song Message From Yuz The Switches