The Office

You knew Michael Scott wouldn't be pleased when Toby returned from Costa Rica ... even if it took him an entire week to notice his nemesis was back.

Naturally, his reaction was to try to be friends with Toby this time. But when that didn't work after five seconds, Michael and Dwight decided to frame Toby for something so that he could be fired for cause - and not just be-cause Michael dislikes him intensely.

Elsewhere, Jim bought Pam a house. His parents' house.

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