The City

MTV is letting it future ride on The Hills universe.

With two new spinoffs debuting tonight - Brody Jenner's Bromance and Whitney Port's The City - the network has officially abandoned music and embraced all things reality TV. Not that we're complaining here by any means, it's just an observation.

At 9 p.m., the ex-boyfriend of Lauren Conrad begins his search for love ... of the platonic nature. Bros before hos, people. Bros before hoes. Then, at 10 p.m., LC's good friend and former co-worker begins her new life and career in New York City.

Here are previews of Bromance and The City, in the words of the stars themselves ...