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30 Rock Quotes: "The Bubble"

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On last Thursday's 30 Rock, Liz was given a glimpse inside "The Bubble" that boyfriend Drew lives in, while Tracy decided to quit TGS after Jack botched his contract talks.

Below is a sampling of quotes from the episode. Prepare to laugh - and be sure to check out our expanding library of 30 Rock quotes from all three seasons of the show!

Lovely Liz Lemon
Jack: [on Tracy] His video game made a fortune, and he invested it all in a company that dismantles bank signs - it's doing very well. | permalink
Kenneth: [to Liz, about Drew] Don't get too attached, because once people realize his tonics don't work, it's on to the next town. | permalink
Tracy Jr.: I didn't come here for excuses - I came here to see the dumbest cracker in all New York. Did you even vote for Obama? | permalink
Liz: You can't put Gatorade on salmon.
Drew: Yes you can - the hot Italian lady from the Food Network told me so.
Liz: Did she say it on TV?
Drew: No, she said it to me when she jumped escalators to try to talk ... oh. | permalink
Jack: Tracy and I have become quite close. Look, we got BFF bracelets.
Liz: You guys are best friends forever?
Jack: That's not what that stands for. | permalink

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30 Rock Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Jack: You are both a disgrace to the Donaghy name!
Jack's Dad: It's pronounced "Don-a-fee," you lace-curtain half-an-Englishman!
Jack: When I think of all the things that I've been holding inside me that I wanted to say to you... [raises fists] Well now I'm gonna let "Saint Patrick" and "Saint Michael" DO MY TALKING FOR ME!
Jack's Dad: [raises fists] You'll have to get through "Tip O'Neill" and "Bobby Sands" first!
Eddie Donaghy: You call those fist names?! [raises fists] Say hello to "Bono" and "Sandra Day O'Connor!"
Jack: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.