The Office Quotes: "Golden Ticket"

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On last Thursday's episode of The Office, "Golden Ticket," Michael developed probably the best idea ever, which turned out to be the worst idea ever, which he had Dwight take credit for, and which turned out to be an awesome idea after all, making Michael jealous.

All in all, it was an awesome half-hour. Below are some of best lines from the episode. Prepare to laugh - and check out our full library of The Office quotes from all five seasons!

The Golden Ticket
Lynn: Hi.
Kevin: Lynn, I'm just gonna say to you everything that I am thinking.
Lynn: OK.
Kevin: I think you have the best smile. I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie.
Lynn: OK.
Kevin: Nice. Boobs. | permalink
Pam: Thanks for much for helping the company, Dwight.
Dwight: Oh Pam.
Creed: Good work, kid.
Dwight: Thanks old man. | permalink
Michael: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer. | permalink
Michael: May I have your attention please. I have an announcement. Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together and although I probably will never do it again, I had fun. I really had fun with my best friend, Dwight.
Oscar: These aren't announcements.
Michael: Yes they are, you just don't care about the information. | permalink
Michael: Nobody panic. The good news is... they can't fire all of us, right?
Oscar: They can.
Michael: No, they can't.
Oscar: Yes, they can.
Michael: Oscar, you don't know what the hell you are talking about.
Oscar: Michael, what do you think shutting down a branch is?
Michael: We're screwed. | permalink
Michael: Come on in. Good to see ya, have a seat. I just wanted to congratulate you on that great golden ticket idea.
Dwight: That was your idea.
Michael: Woah, wow, who told you that?
Dwight: You did. Several times. Over and over again. | permalink
Michael: Hey. Hey. Hey. You idiot.
Darryl: Start over. | permalink

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