American Idol

Look, America. We really like you and all. But if you scare us like you did on last night's American Idol results show again, we may consider a move to Mexico.

Swine flu is more appealing than the possible elimination of Adam Lambert.

Yes, the heavy favorite found himself in the bottom two this week. Soulful crooner Matt Giraud may have been given the boot instead of Lambert, but still. This was more nonsensical than anything Paula Abdul has ever uttered.

Get a complete rundown of last night's results show now.