Weeds Recap: "A Distinctive Horn"
When Esteban refused to let Nancy put him down as the father on the birth certificate on last night's Weeds, Nancy decided she was done with him and took the baby home with her back to Andy's.
For the first time ever, Andy was able to stand up to Nancy, giving him the confidence to shave that disgusting excuse for a beard and ask out Audra!
Find out how the date went and why Dean got so much business in our "A Distinctive Horn" recap.
Now for some of our favorite Weeds quotes from the episode.
Pilar: Do you know why I've never had children?
Nancy: Because you'd eat them and children are super fattening? | permalink
Silas [about baby Botwin]: He's kind of cute
Shane: Who cares? He's probably just gonna want to play soccer | permalink
Esteban: Our son will be baptized by a priest in a church
Nancy: Sorry, he's Jewish. Snip, snip. Eat fish. Start saving for law school | permalink
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