Weeds
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Season 5, Episode 13: "All About My Mom"

Nancy: If you come anywhere near my children, I'll kill you myself.
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Andy: I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.
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Season 5, Episode 12: "Glue"

Shane: Do you ever go back to right after dad died and wish you could do things differently?
Nancy: I try not to.
Shane: I do. All the time.
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Silas: Don't tell anyone I was noble.
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Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
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Season 5, Episode 11: "Ducks and Tigers"

Celia [to stylist]: What about you? You ever take a trip down to girlie town?
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Andy: If you don't cum, the terrorists win.
Audra: We can't have that.
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Nancy: I screwed up my kids.
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Season 5, Episode 10: "Perro Insano"

Shane: Shane: Aaargh! F**k you, f**k your mom in the ass with a screwdriver.
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Silas: Silas: I get it. If I get shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too.
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