Monday night's Gossip Girl featured Chuck's big hotel club opening, and our man doing what the episode's title implies - succeeding in his new venture.
Not that it was easy, though. Nor was patching things up with Blair. But all is well that ends well, and for Mr. Bass, last night clearly did on both fronts.
Serena and Blair are totally in a fight now, though, based on the former being undercut by the latter. Also in a war? Jenny and Eric. A one-sided war.
Newly-anointed queen J's power gone to her head, and it looks like her cute friendship with her sort-of-brother is a casualty. It's quite sad to watch.
Lastly, Dan and Olivia are still going strong, despite many obstacles like her sexy vampire movies or ex-boyfriends swooping in at the last moment.
For the details on "How to Succeed in Bassness," here's our episode guide!
J sold out E pretty hard last night. It was harsh to watch.
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