Gossip Girl Episode Guide: "How to Succeed in Bassness"

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Monday night's Gossip Girl featured Chuck's big hotel club opening, and our man doing what the episode's title implies - succeeding in his new venture.

Not that it was easy, though. Nor was patching things up with Blair. But all is well that ends well, and for Mr. Bass, last night clearly did on both fronts.

Serena and Blair are totally in a fight now, though, based on the former being undercut by the latter. Also in a war? Jenny and Eric. A one-sided war.

Newly-anointed queen J's power gone to her head, and it looks like her cute friendship with her sort-of-brother is a casualty. It's quite sad to watch.

Lastly, Dan and Olivia are still going strong, despite many obstacles like her sexy vampire movies or ex-boyfriends swooping in at the last moment.

For the details on "How to Succeed in Bassness," here's our episode guide!

Lil J Pic

J sold out E pretty hard last night. It was harsh to watch.

We're compiling a list of the best quotes from Monday, as well as a list of the music played during "How to Succeed in Bassness." They'll be up soon!

Follow these links, as well, for plenty of videos and pictures from the night, then check back later for all the latest news, spoilers and Round Table!

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yeah she is, i'm guessing Serena's no longer living in her old apartment? idk... but anyways i really don't like Jenny in this episode! :/ Jenny 1.0 is a bit annoying, Jenny 2.0 is.. just.. idk weird..? and now Jenny 3.0 is just a total b -__- but idk, we'll see how this season goes :p but uhm is it just me or did i see some kind of pattern here with S and B? i mean, they always fought at the beginning of the season, like in Poison Ivy (season 1) and the Serena Also Rises (Season 2) i just thought the creative team would come up with something a bit more.. oh i don't know, creative?


i am wondering, is Jenny sleeping in Serena's room? if it is...whyyyyyyy?????????????

Gossip Girl Quotes

Life isn't a fairy tale, and happy endings are few and far between.

Gossip Girl

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?