Gossip Girl Spoilers: Threesome Alert!

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OMFG.

That's about all we can say after reading that, according to Entertainment Weekly, Gossip Girl's November 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex.

At the same time. In the same bed. Together.

Wow, The episode, titled "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They," will apparently feature a sordid tryst involving one of the following couplings ... er, threesomes ...

Chuck-Blair-Nate: Hey, it's already been rumored (falsely) that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are more than friends. Leighton Meester can watch, right?

Chuck-Blair-Josh: You’ll recall that Josh is the gay NYU alum Blair tricks Chuck into kissing later this month. In other words, this trio's already at first base!

Chuck-Blair-Dorota: Blair’s been on the lookout for a non-threatening third party to fulfill Chuck’s desires. The best part? She’ll happily clean up afterward!

Nate-Bree-Carter: One’s a Democrat. One’s a Republican. One’s ... Carter Baizen. Throw them all together, and voila, you’ve got a threesome. A sexy one.

  • A Handsome Nate
  • Charles Bass Pic
  • Blair Summer Fashion

You'd think anything this kinky has to involve Chuck ... but is that too obvious?

Serena-Carter-Georgina: Serena and Georgina’s dark past together probably included kinky stuff back in the day. Throwing Carter in there? Not a stretch.

Serena-Dan-Blair: A lot of people picked up on something between Dan and Blair in this season’s "The Freshmen." S and B do share most things in life ...

Vanessa-Dan-Olivia: It’s only a matter of time before Vanessa and Dan take their platonic friendship to the next level. Who better than Olivia to initiate?

Georgina-Dan-Olivia: Jealous Georgina roofies Dan and Olivia and then proceeding to have her way with both of them. Not hard to imagine at all, is it?

Rufus-Lily-Keith: MIA Keith van der Woodsen, father of Serena and Eric, returns with a bang. One that's almost certainly not going to happen, but hey.

Who do you think it is? Comment below!

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    I want Dan and Serena together.I think they are perfect.

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    THIS SHIT IS BORING ASS HELL/FUCK...........

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    wow u guys suck.... only 4 ppl guessed it.

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    It is so going to be Dan-Vanessa-Olivia. I really wish they would get rid of Vanessa though!!!

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    guys you are all very VERY wrong, it needs to be, D-N-C the three guys haha, come on, that would be amazing.
    i have a feeling it has something to do with C and B, S maybe, N maybe, G certainly, D maybe, V no way.
    maybe C-B-G or C-B-S, id settle for C-B-N
    love GG :)
    xoxo
    zara

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    I think it will at least involve nate because I heard him on the preview for that one saying "This was a huge mistake"

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    i think it is going to be jenny blair and chuck. this is a way jenny can prove she has what it takes to be someone, blair can entertain chuck more than she ever could before and chuck just has a good time, as chuck does.

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    why not cyrus-elanor-dorota? fits all of the rules outlined in the other post xDDD

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    SPOILER ALERT:

    it was confirmed to be Vanessa/Dan/Olivia.
    Suck on that for a while~

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    i think its gonna be more like 2 girls and a boy. and Georgina must be in it.. so im thinking. Georgina dan.. and.. olivia.. thas my guest.
    alothoug im hoping for. blair.serena and dan.. even though.. dont think its going to happenn.. haha..




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