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The Big Bang Theory: "The Pirate Solution"

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Wow was last night's episode of The Big Bang Theory all Raj or what.  The man probably delivered more lines last night than he has all season.

In the episode, when the university discovered just how useless Raj has been, he's in danger of being deported back to India unless he can get a new job.  In a rare display of friendship, Sheldon offers Raj a job working for him on his new project.

Raj Works for Sheldon

Meanwhile, Wolowitz, lost without his wingman who's busy working with Sheldon all the time, latches on to Penny and Leonard as a third wheel.  Find out what happened in our recap of "The Pirate Solution."

Now for some of our favorite of The Big Bang Theory quotes from last night that mostly belonged to Raj:

Sheldon: The cow is actually considered god-like
Raj: Do not tell me about my own culture, in the mood I'm in I'll take you outside I swear to cow | permalink
Raj: I'm going to be deported, sent home in disgrace, exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay, or as you may know him, Dave from AT&T customer service | permalink
Raj [to Sheldon]: Okay, please don't take this the wrong way, but I'd rather swim butt-naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple and die a slow agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you | permalink
Wolowitz: So, what are we watching? Sex in the City, yikes!
Penny: Hey, I happen to love this movie.
Wolowitz: Fine, let's watch it. Maybe all our periods will synchronize | permalink

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