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lol yours is FTW!!! you just made my day. that was hilarious.
Nate: Everyone can just suck it!!!!
Nate: I should of stayed with Vannesa then maybe i wouldn't be he so lonely
NATE: Why the heck does twilight get all the attention when i'm hotter than Taylor Lautner & Rob combined?!
Nate:...u have failed me..man bangs.
Nate: I wonder if Serena and Tripp will let me join them, we can do what Dan did
Nate: i wonder what serena and tripp are doing maybe they'll let me join
Nate: I wonder what serena and tripp are doing, maybe they'll be interested in reenacting dans night
nate: How long does it take to frekin make a jack and coke for god sake's!!!
when i mean wooden steaks, i don't mean meat, i mean sharp wooden things you stab through a vampire's heart! Just wanted to clear that up, so you didn't think i was talking about wooden meat..... that would be weird. Oh yea and in Twilight there is no use of wooden steaks; i'm talking Vampire Diaries.
I'm a Hot Mess and I'm falling for you... again Serena!
I blame this on Edward Cullen. Before him all I had to do was give the man-bangs a toss and all the girls would come to me.
Bartender: What are you doing?
Nate: Practicing my telekinesis. See my intense glare?
Bartender: Oh, I see. You gonna make that cup levitate?
Nate: No. I said I was practicing telekinesis--I'm trying to figure out how to pronounce it.
Bartender: But you just said it twice!
Nate: ...Welcome to the world of Natefusion.
Nate: oh wow, me disappearing for half a season and now i get a crappy storyline? why couldn't i be in part of that threesome? c'mon i lost the part over DAN!??!?
Dark bar, glass of scotch, brooding stare? Check, check and check. Everything I need to be the new Chuck Bass. Oh right.
Nate: Even freaking Justin Bieber has more girls now than me. Maybe I just need to.....Loose, footloose. Kick off my Sunday shoes. Please, Louise, Pull me offa my knees. Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack. Lose your blues. Everybody cut footloose
Nate: I need to find a balcony, cry over it, and tell everyone I pulled a Mesnick.
Nate: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I oughta die.....
Continues: Damn I should have counted on my fingers!
Let's see Blair, Serena, Vanessa, Jenny, Blair.... Oh wait,it's Serena's turn again?
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Nate Archibald at a bar, brooding over the loss of Serena to his congressman cousin. Sorry N, but no one can do brooding like Chuck Bass. C's bar-brooding over the death of dear old Bart far surpasses yours. Looks like you lost to him too.
Nate: *sigh* If only my brain was as good as my brawn.
Nate:I had more girls when my hair was gelled back than when i have my man-bangs.. does that mean.. the return of the gel?!
Bartender: then the show will seriously get less ratings..
GG: Looks like N's all alone, without a girl. Makes a change.