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  1. J123
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: Serena or Blair? [sighs] No wait, that was two years ago. This year, Archibald! [thinks] Oh...Vanessa or Jenny? No that's wrong too. Vanessa or Blair?? Ugh, that's wrong too! I'm such a flake, it's so-SERENA! That's the one!

  2. J123
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: If I try really hard, I might be able to lift that glass without touching it.

  3. blair&chuckfan:)
    Rank: Extra

    I >3 nate!! He's totally thinking about serena!!They make a good couple!

  4. rararomagg

    Nate : "I've slept with Serena, Blair, Vanessa, Bree and I've kissed Little J... God that's almost all the stars from the show!!! I'm a man whore!!! "

  5. Angel
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate Archibald: Planning World Domination for all ManBangs one tequila shot at a time.

  6. HRS

    Chuck is hot!

  7. Larnie

    nate: i've been waiting for the producers to cast the monkey for far too long.
    bartender: i thought you were waiting for a raise.

  8. xoxogossipgirl

    is it just me or have i ben through every girl in this show?

  9. Wish-to-be-Blair-Waldorf

    Nate: Is this face gonna go into the Natefused face list?

  10. ariana.ortega.bob58
    Rank: Extra

    nate: y does tripp have to be a dick and steals from me,why in the hell does dan have to girlfriends, why does jenny always get notices, why does blair have to be taken by chuck and why in the hell dose erik have some one and i dont. man i new i should not madeout with chuck a couple of nights a go.
    (he has been talking to a plant the hole time he is saying that)

  11. taramaeve
    Rank: New User

    Taylor's abs in New Moon were... woah...

  12. lala

    Nate: I wish I was book Nate.

  13. anne st

    Nate:Well, I'm aware I lack some people's ... easy grace with strangers. I don't exactly make you feel like you've known me forever even though we just met. When I laugh, you might not smile just at the coquettish sound of it, and I may not be spontaneous or delightful or full of surprises, and my hair not sparkle when it catches the light... but i love you Serena
    Serena O.S:(to nate) Blair is that you?

  14. SugarBeth
    Rank: Guest Star

    damn i type wrong.

    here is again:

    N: Dudee! I still look smoking hote even thought my bangs need a hait cut.

  15. SugarBeth
    Rank: Guest Star

    N: dude! i still look smoking hot even thought my band need a cut.

  16. BlairBaby
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Dear God I want to have sex with Chace Crawford..

    ... oh wait, that's what I was thinking

  17. WheresWaldorf
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: I guess I'll just have to add this coaster to my box of Serena mementos...there should be some space left next to the empty bottle of champagne from the Shepherd wedding.

  18. ho-livia

    Nate: I can't believe it... I'm in shock! My perfect record is broken! I haven't been able to hook up with every female on the show! Why Olivia, WHY?

  19. Suzy

    Nate: God, I'm so depressed. How could Serena have rejected me again- Wow! My watch is so shiny! This is awesome!

  20. Lisa

    Nate: How could Serena possibly doubt my true love? I've always wanted her and always-
    Wow, is that Vanessa? She is looking good! I love her! Again...

  21. N&S [for now]
    Rank: Guest Star

    Rolex: The Leading Name in Luxury Watches. Discover the return of the man-bangs.
    *Now featuring more brooding.

  22. N&S [for now]
    Rank: Guest Star

    How come the one above me has a weird font?

  23. Miss Marie
    Rank: Regular Character

    [it goes on]

    Chuck: Dude did you seriously just humm ABBA? That's a new low.
    Nate. Serena left with Tripp after we almost kissed.
    Chuck: Manwhore meets the vanderWoodsen, that's definetly a new low. Oh wait, it already happened and looked like two five year olds on ecstasy, if I remember correctly.

    Nate sticks out his tongue at him.

    Nate: It's not my fault you lost your virginity before I could even spell the word.

    Chuck: Let's be honest - you still can't spell the word.

  24. Miss Marie
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate [thinking]
    >>The gods may throw a dice
    their minds as cold as ice
    and someone way down here
    loses someone dear
    the winner takes it all
    the loser has to fall
    it’s simple and it’s plain
    why should I complain?

  25. Wiskers

    Nate: The only reason i'm not running after her, is because my reflection is alcohol looks so hot!


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