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Nate: Serena or Blair? [sighs] No wait, that was two years ago. This year, Archibald! [thinks] Oh...Vanessa or Jenny? No that's wrong too. Vanessa or Blair?? Ugh, that's wrong too! I'm such a flake, it's so-SERENA! That's the one!
Nate: If I try really hard, I might be able to lift that glass without touching it.
I >3 nate!! He's totally thinking about serena!!They make a good couple!
Nate : "I've slept with Serena, Blair, Vanessa, Bree and I've kissed Little J... God that's almost all the stars from the show!!! I'm a man whore!!! "
Nate Archibald: Planning World Domination for all ManBangs one tequila shot at a time.
Chuck is hot!
nate: i've been waiting for the producers to cast the monkey for far too long.
bartender: i thought you were waiting for a raise.
is it just me or have i ben through every girl in this show?
Nate: Is this face gonna go into the Natefused face list?
nate: y does tripp have to be a dick and steals from me,why in the hell does dan have to girlfriends, why does jenny always get notices, why does blair have to be taken by chuck and why in the hell dose erik have some one and i dont. man i new i should not madeout with chuck a couple of nights a go.
(he has been talking to a plant the hole time he is saying that)
Taylor's abs in New Moon were... woah...
Nate: I wish I was book Nate.
Nate:Well, I'm aware I lack some people's ... easy grace with strangers. I don't exactly make you feel like you've known me forever even though we just met. When I laugh, you might not smile just at the coquettish sound of it, and I may not be spontaneous or delightful or full of surprises, and my hair not sparkle when it catches the light... but i love you Serena
Serena O.S:(to nate) Blair is that you?
damn i type wrong.
here is again:
N: Dudee! I still look smoking hote even thought my bangs need a hait cut.
N: dude! i still look smoking hot even thought my band need a cut.
Nate: Dear God I want to have sex with Chace Crawford..
... oh wait, that's what I was thinking
Nate: I guess I'll just have to add this coaster to my box of Serena mementos...there should be some space left next to the empty bottle of champagne from the Shepherd wedding.
Nate: I can't believe it... I'm in shock! My perfect record is broken! I haven't been able to hook up with every female on the show! Why Olivia, WHY?
Nate: God, I'm so depressed. How could Serena have rejected me again- Wow! My watch is so shiny! This is awesome!
Nate: How could Serena possibly doubt my true love? I've always wanted her and always-
Wow, is that Vanessa? She is looking good! I love her! Again...
Rolex: The Leading Name in Luxury Watches. Discover the return of the man-bangs.
*Now featuring more brooding.
How come the one above me has a weird font?
[it goes on]
Chuck: Dude did you seriously just humm ABBA? That's a new low.
Nate. Serena left with Tripp after we almost kissed.
Chuck: Manwhore meets the vanderWoodsen, that's definetly a new low. Oh wait, it already happened and looked like two five year olds on ecstasy, if I remember correctly.
Nate sticks out his tongue at him.
Nate: It's not my fault you lost your virginity before I could even spell the word.
Chuck: Let's be honest - you still can't spell the word.
>>The gods may throw a dice
their minds as cold as ice
and someone way down here
loses someone dear
the winner takes it all
the loser has to fall
it’s simple and it’s plain
why should I complain?
Nate: The only reason i'm not running after her, is because my reflection is alcohol looks so hot!