Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

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Merry Christmas, all you Gossip Girl crazies, and welcome to the 83rd Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest, our fun, traditional Friday feature.

This week's winner: saarele. Congrats! The winning entry appears below.

Honorable mentions: PernilleKjrs, littledebbie and TwinsFindMe.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Jenny and Nate Pic!

Miss Jennifer Tallulah Humphrey, escorted by Nathaniel Archibald. Jennifer wishes to travel the world as an international drug dealer and bang as many billionaires she can, all while looking like a homeless racoon.

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n&s[for now] wins.

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Jenny: So watcha wanna do after this?
Nate: I heard agnes is back, wanna take some photos with her?
Jenny: sure. In bras and panties of course.

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N&S [for now]'s should win! It sucks that he/she didn't do it earlier in the week, cause no one is reading this post anymore! Anyways, I love that one!!

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MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, Nate Archibald and his pet raccoon!

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suck on that erik, you can't take me down without loosing. :)

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N&S [for now] for the win!

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candygirl33, that one so deserves to win. Chace's teeth truly verge on Jaws-like in this pic.

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Jenny: Why's the announcer looking at you funny?
Nate: I stole her dentures.
Jenny: Wait, are you serious? And you're actually wearing them?
Nate: There's nothing not serious about having the brightest smile in the room. Helloooo, Upper East Siders!

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HAHAHAHA. I loveee N&S [for now]'s!! Amazing.

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Nate: These cotillions get worse by the year. We go from a grand staircase to an auditorium stage, The Pierces to some other, lesser girl/girl band, and chandeliers to--
Lady: Excuse me, but are you the new "queen" of Constance?
Jenny: Yes I am. Anyway, Nate, what were we talking about?
Nate: Oh, not a major change of subject. Just cheap imitations.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

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