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  1. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny *thinking*: Nate looks so happy! I guess he really likes me! Maybe we could work out together.
    Nate *thinking*: Tallulah...lol!

  2. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny *whispering*: Tell me the truth, what did you have to do to get me a second chance of being presented?
    Nate *whispering*: I'd say that old habits die hard!
    Presenter lady *recalling it*: Oh...those extenuating circunstances...

  3. LydiaA
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie wooooorld, life in plastic, it's fantastic!

  4. LydiaA
    Rank: Guest Star

    Red-haired lady (thinking): Blair, Serena, Vanessa, Jenny, me and now Jenny again. Natey-boy truly is the class whore...

  5. ddmarti

    Nate: what am I doing with Lana Lang? I'm a superhero now. Where's my Lois? oh not you old lady superman ain't into cougars anymore.

  6. DaisiesSmellBest

    Lady on the left: Is that legal...?
    Jenny: Nate, tell me I am more beautiful than Blair again...
    Nate: Shut up. You're ruining my entrance.

  7. belinda

    Jenny: Is she looking?
    Nate: Yeah, she's looking.
    Jenny: Dammit! Why did I have to dress so much like a whore tonight? It's so noticable.
    Nate: Hey, don't worry, just smile for the cameras baby :)
    Lady: What is she wearing? Back in my day....

  8. PLGG ♥s Peonies
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Announcer: Ahem. Mr. Archibald enjoys pretending that he is still in high school and hates dating girls his age, even when it results in a federal offense. He hopes to live up the remaining thirty days before his incarceration and would like to have your number, redhead--oops! uh, er...next couple, please!

  9. marittt
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: ''Say it!''
    Nate: ''Jenny stop, we're on stage!''
    Jenny: ''Say those 6 names and I'm all yours.''
    Nate: ''Fine, I will never talk with Serena, Blair, Vanessa, that odd girl from Yale, Cathrine and Bree ever again!''

  10. Dark Princess

    Sorry, I'm hooked!

    Redhead: And now I'd like to present Mr. Nathaniel Archibald, escorted by Jennifer Humphrey. Nate hopes to continue to live on the Upper East Side, as well as excel in pretending to attend Columbia University. His personal ambition is to get into the pants of as many high society blondes as possible.

  11. Dark Princess

    Redhead: This season Nathaniel has dated and dumped his familial nemesis, perfected his blank stare and punched Tripp Vanderbilt in the face! Snaps for Mr. Nathaniel Archibald!

    Audience: *snaps*

  12. marittt
    Rank: Extra

    Women: ''Now, you may kiss the bride!''

  13. Dark Princess

    Jenny: And that's how Nate helped me through syphilis.

  14. Blair215

    @saarele:
    hahahaha yours is great :)

  15. Blair215

    Nate: I know! It is incredible right? I passed math!

    Jenny: Yes and I am sure you did some "extra credit" work for the teacher to earn that...

  16. Esther

    Old woman:I'd like a peace of him ummmhum

  17. Samantha

    @saarele omg rofl yours should totally win!

  18. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    @saarele AHAHAHA THAT CRACKED ME UP. =))

  19. saarele

    Miss Jennifer Tallulah Humphrey, escorted by Nathaniel Archibald. Jennifer wishes to travel the world as an international drug dealer and bang as many billionaires she can, all while looking like a homeless racoon.

  20. LA LA LAnd

    Nate: ...huh?

  21. micha

    Ladies and Gentleman, please meet gothic Barbie and Ken.

  22. Jenna

    Nate: I don't no what I was thinking kissing you last year, I feel like I need a Tetanus Shot. HA HA that was a good line I should use it more often!
    Jenny: What's so funny Nate, whatever just keep smiling!
    Lady: I would want a Tetanus Shot if I was that close to her

  23. marittt
    Rank: Extra

    Chace: ''What? I need to walk through the redhead too? Ah what the hell...I've done this before!''

  24. Mary

    Lady on the left: What do I smell?
    Jenny: Naaate!!! Was that you?
    Nate: *Laughing* Yes, sorry, I couldn't resist.

  25. matthewmayhem

    N: By the end of tonight I'll finally have screwed my way through the ENTIRE female cast.

    J: Thank God I sell drugs now. The extra money allowed me to buy this gorilla skin I'm wearing!

    Announcer: Am I experiencing my first hot flash or is this what being turned on feels like?


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