The second of two episodes of 30 Rock Thursday, "Black Light Attack," fully lived up to the hilarious, absurd standards of the first. Maybe NBC should just air 30 at 11:30!

While "Klaus and Greta" revolved around a perverted version of guest star James Franco, Cheyenne Jackson's Danny took center stage in part two of this 30 Rock event.

Unleashing Liz's Dirty Thirties? Priceless. Also classic? Jack again trying to feign attraction for Liz. One of these days we swear they're going to hook up for real. Just watch.

Jenna's narcissism and self-delusion? Also on display. Pretty standard.

Below are some classic 30 Rock quotes from this episode ...

Just another day at the office for Liz.

Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks! | permalink

Liz: That girl has a name, Jack. We call her 'Skankovich.' | permalink

Jack: For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek. | permalink

Kenneth: [on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me! | permalink

Jenna: It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me! | permalink

Jack: My secret is, I'm in love with Liz Lemon. | permalink

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