30 Rock "Black Light Attack!" Quotes
Jack: My secret is, I'm in love with Liz Lemon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me!
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: They're called Spanx!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: That girl has a name, Jack. We call her 'Skankovich.'
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Toofer: But my biggest problem with quidditch is: If the snitch is 150 points, why does anyone bother with the with the quaffle?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Kenneth: [on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me!
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
