My secret is, I'm in love with Liz Lemon.

Jack

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It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me!

Jenna

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But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks!

Jenna

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They're called Spanx!

Jack

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That girl has a name, Jack. We call her 'Skankovich.'

Liz

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Toofer: But my biggest problem with quidditch is: If the snitch is 150 points, why does anyone bother with the with the quaffle?

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[on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me!

Kenneth

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For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek.

Jack

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