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Stefan: What do you want?
Stefan:Great,I I want you to.
Stefan: Want ot become by Vampire LOver
Alaric: What about Elena
Stefan: She's just for my manly needs, you know
Alaric; Ok i wont tell nobody.
alaric:i have something to tell you
alaric:im in love with you
alaric:im in love with you and i know you are to beacuse damond told me
sefan:i am going to kill
Stefan: What do you think of my John Travolta impression?
Alaric: I'm not sure if you were going for Grease or Wild Hogs... Either way you missed.
Stefan: You know i'm hotter than you Alaric!
Alaric: No freakin way you moron!
Alaric: So are you sure no one saw you?
Stefan: I was welcomed in, it was no problem.
Alaric: Okay, thanks for the picture of Jenna in a bikini!
Stefan: Your carrying around a visitors guide to Mystic Falls.
Alaric: Yeah I want to see the giant ball of cheese.
Stefan: Wow, you don't know any of the town secrets do you.
Stefan: And why should i believe you?
Alaric: Because I am Alaric.
Stefan: ohhh, get over yourself. This scarf and this characteristic quote won't make you look like Chuck Bass. Believe me, I tried.
Stefan: I swear to God, if you copy my haircut one more time, i will strangle you using your scarf.
Stefan: I don't get it... Why would you be like him??
Alaric: I told you a hundred times... he survived the Avada Kedavra and I survived Damon, who is a natural killer... Now I deserve a book series and girls everywhere going crazy for me...
Stefan: And what's that paper for??
Alaric: I'm sending a petition to J. K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer asking to write about me...
Stefan: You're staring at me like you can see through my clothes
Alaric: Well its not fair only vamps can, i mean you're really hot
Stefan: (Flustererd) No we cant............ and uhhh Im with Elena
Alaric: And im with Jenna so what
Alaric: "I'm sorry I just don't find you attractive." Stefan: "How could you not I'm f***in gorgeous. "
stefan and alaric talk about how jenna tells alaric about elena and how her birth mother is alarics wife isobelle , and alaric asks if stefan knows anything about what damon did to her
Alaric : "You look nothing like the picture you sent me, Steffie1864. Damn dating sites !"
Stefan:(thinking)So if Isobelle is Alaric's husband and Elena's mother does that make Alaric Elena's step dad?And if Damon killed Alaric's wife,that must mean he killed elena's mother.oooooohhhhhhh,Damon's in some serious shiz!
Alaric:(thinking)Wow,this guy has nice eyes!
Alaric (embarrassed): Could you tell me where the bathroom is?
Stefan? (raising eyebrows): Do we need them?
Alaric (slow whisper): I want to scream out lound that i hate to see Elena with you. I love her
Alaric: So it's flashback season for the TV networks. I've had mine, you've had yours. Apparently we're all connected.
Stefan: I blame LOST.
Alaric (thinking): Sure, I can treat this 17-year old who looks like he's compensating but is really 162 so he doesn't need to compensate like my equal...or maybe my better.
Alaric: So I die and come back to life?
Alaric: Because of a magic ring?
Stefan: That's what the script says.
Stefan: Dude, when a vampire crosses his arms and says back off, you DO it.
Stefan: You are taller than me...but I will eat you if you say anything.
Alaric: And you are possitive you havent seen Jenna, because she said to meet her here.
Alaric: we could use this handy tape measure to see which one of us is more man than the other!
stefan (thinking): hm, I'm really shorter than him.
alaric (thinking): ha, he's really shorter than me.