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Jenna:"Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? You're breaking up with me?"
Alaric:"It's not that I don't like you, I'm just kinda busy..."
Jenna:"K-kinda busy? K-kinda busy?!"
Alaric:"Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy..."
JENNA: Alaric, seriously, why are you wearing that scarf?
ALARIC: *angry*....if you're trying to say it DOESN'T make me look like Buffy, then mission accomplished!!
JENNA: wait... Buffy? Isn't that the girl?
ALARIC: What's your point?
ALARIC: Oh, shoot, I need to go do something at the school and-
JENNA: *slaps him on top of the head*
ALARIC: Jesus, woman! what was that for?!
JENNA: Oh god sorry.
ALARIC: What was that?!
JENNA: There was a bug right above your head, i was staring at it this whole time... don't worry though I got it.
ALARIC: So........... you WEREN'T staring at my gorgeous hair?
JENNA: Afraid not. You may have hot hair, but you're no Edward Cullen. Tootles!
Alaric- is this the number to the rejection hotline?
Jenna: It's Damon isn't it? This bromance has to stop NOW.
Jenna: Well...do you want to go on a date with me, or not?
Alaric: Alrig...(His phone rings) oh sorry, girlfriend #2 is calling. I got to take this.
Jenna: Just staring at him in disbelief!
Jenna: You could season a wok with the amount of product you use!
ALARIC: YES! Twitter is finally trending Chuck Bass aproved SCARFs!!!
JENNA: Good then we are alredy set! But i really hope they don't trend Jenny Humphrey's raccoon makeup! Noone pulls that off!
Jenna: Why don't we go to the party tonight?
(Alaric's cell phone rigs)
Alaric (reading at loud voice): "Sweety, see you at the party tonight. Don't forget your new black tanga, I can't wait to see it. Love you. Damon"
Jenna: Are you gay?!?!
Jenna: Who's it from?
Alaric: Gossip Girl
Alaric: (reading out loud)
"You can't hide the truth. You know you like Damon.
Jenna: What the hell?! (slaps across face)
jenna: what's this device?
alaric: It's the new I-vampiretracker from apple!
alaric: Yes! I just received my order of condoms!
jenna: Oh, i can't wait. (flirtatiously)
alaric: what are you smoking? Isobel is back in town bitches!
jenna: why are you wearing a scarf.
alaric: correction: man scarf. It's chic.
jenna: Don't girls wear those?
alaric: was that a gay joke?
jenna: what are you looking at?
alaric: Hannah Montana forever has been cancelled! Isn't enough they just cancel the show?
jenna: what's wrong?
alaric: sue sylvester cancelled the glee club and now i have no chance with rachel!
jenna: you're hitting on a singing 16 year old girl and not me? What the hell?!
Jenna: i thought you said your wife was dead?!
Alaric: Ummmmm. she's suppose to be.
Alaric: "I just got a text from Kevin Williamson saying that I got to stop wearing a scarf. Apparently some guy called 'Chuck Bass' already did that on 'Gossip Girl'..."
J: DAMNIT Alaric! how many times do i have to tell you, Meredith is not going to call you, shes not in the TV show.
A: Im not losing hope yet!
Alaric: Oh. My. God!!
Alaric: It's a dancing cat!!
Jenna: Hey, I wanted to give you a preview for tonight
(gives phone to Alaric)
Alaric: You're naked in this picture
Jenna: I know (!)
July 10th, 2010 1:36 PM
@kristen_a looooove yours!
Jenna: So, I was thinking you could talk to Elena about Isobel. She would love to hear about her. It's been really tough for her ever since the accident and I just think that... Are you even listening?
Alaric: New high score! Wait. What?
JENNA: You brought me here to help you with the FUNDRAISER?
ALARIC: Uh duh!!! p.s Damon is painting without his shirt on!!! I wish he would sparkle for me! Damn Edward Cullen for living in Washington!
ALARIC: Jenna YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO SEE THESE!
JENNA: Condoms?..(looks) Justin freaking Bieber tickets!
ALARIC: Yep its tonight!(sees jennas face) WHAT? I am a Bilieber for Bieber Fever okay?!