The Vampire Diaries

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  1. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenna:"Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? You're breaking up with me?"
    Alaric:"It's not that I don't like you, I'm just kinda busy..."
    Jenna:"K-kinda busy? K-kinda busy?!"
    Alaric:"Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy..."

  2. Taylor Forsmo

    JENNA: Alaric, seriously, why are you wearing that scarf?
    ALARIC: *angry*....if you're trying to say it DOESN'T make me look like Buffy, then mission accomplished!!
    JENNA: wait... Buffy? Isn't that the girl?
    ALARIC: What's your point?

  3. Taylor Salvatore

    ALARIC: Oh, shoot, I need to go do something at the school and-
    JENNA: *slaps him on top of the head*
    ALARIC: Jesus, woman! what was that for?!
    JENNA: Oh god sorry.
    ALARIC: What was that?!
    JENNA: There was a bug right above your head, i was staring at it this whole time... don't worry though I got it.
    ALARIC: So........... you WEREN'T staring at my gorgeous hair?
    JENNA: Afraid not. You may have hot hair, but you're no Edward Cullen. Tootles!

  4. XTapersX

    Alaric- is this the number to the rejection hotline?

  5. SarahNarjis

    Jenna: It's Damon isn't it? This bromance has to stop NOW.

  6. thevampirediariesrox

    Jenna: Well...do you want to go on a date with me, or not?

    Alaric: Alrig...(His phone rings) oh sorry, girlfriend #2 is calling. I got to take this.

    Jenna: Just staring at him in disbelief!

  7. Zzzzz

    Jenna: You could season a wok with the amount of product you use!

  8. humptastic!

    JENNA: Well?

    ALARIC: YES! Twitter is finally trending Chuck Bass aproved SCARFs!!!

    JENNA: Good then we are alredy set! But i really hope they don't trend Jenny Humphrey's raccoon makeup! Noone pulls that off!

  9. Rory
    Rank: Extra

    Jenna: Why don't we go to the party tonight?
    Alaric: yes..
    (Alaric's cell phone rigs)
    Alaric (reading at loud voice): "Sweety, see you at the party tonight. Don't forget your new black tanga, I can't wait to see it. Love you. Damon"
    Jenna: Are you gay?!?!

  10. wishrightnow

    Jenna: Who's it from?
    Alaric: Gossip Girl

  11. hellotherebuddy

    Alaric: (reading out loud)
    "You can't hide the truth. You know you like Damon.
    -A."
    Jenna: What the hell?! (slaps across face)

  12. hellotherebuddy

    jenna: what's this device?
    alaric: It's the new I-vampiretracker from apple!

  13. hellotherebuddy

    alaric: Yes! I just received my order of condoms!
    jenna: Oh, i can't wait. (flirtatiously)
    alaric: what are you smoking? Isobel is back in town bitches!

  14. hellotherebuddy

    jenna: why are you wearing a scarf.
    alaric: correction: man scarf. It's chic.
    jenna: Don't girls wear those?
    alaric: was that a gay joke?

  15. hellotherebuddy

    jenna: what are you looking at?
    alaric: Hannah Montana forever has been cancelled! Isn't enough they just cancel the show?

  16. hellotherebuddy

    jenna: what's wrong?
    alaric: sue sylvester cancelled the glee club and now i have no chance with rachel!
    jenna: you're hitting on a singing 16 year old girl and not me? What the hell?!

  17. mad

    Jenna: i thought you said your wife was dead?!
    Alaric: Ummmmm. she's suppose to be.

  18. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Alaric: "I just got a text from Kevin Williamson saying that I got to stop wearing a scarf. Apparently some guy called 'Chuck Bass' already did that on 'Gossip Girl'..."

  19. mysticfae
    Rank: New User

    J: DAMNIT Alaric! how many times do i have to tell you, Meredith is not going to call you, shes not in the TV show.
    A: Im not losing hope yet!

  20. vampirecrazy

    Alaric: Oh. My. God!!
    Jenna: What?!
    Alaric: It's a dancing cat!!

  21. xxEster
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenna: Hey, I wanted to give you a preview for tonight
    (gives phone to Alaric)
    Alaric: You're naked in this picture
    Jenna: I know (!)

  22. kristen_a
    Rank: Guest Star

    honeygirl Says:
    July 10th, 2010 1:36 PM

    @kristen_a looooove yours!


    thank you:)))

  23. Jenna

    Jenna: So, I was thinking you could talk to Elena about Isobel. She would love to hear about her. It's been really tough for her ever since the accident and I just think that... Are you even listening?
    Alaric: New high score! Wait. What?

  24. humptastci!

    JENNA: You brought me here to help you with the FUNDRAISER?

    ALARIC: Uh duh!!! p.s Damon is painting without his shirt on!!! I wish he would sparkle for me! Damn Edward Cullen for living in Washington!

  25. humptastic!

    ALARIC: Jenna YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO SEE THESE!

    JENNA: Condoms?..(looks) Justin freaking Bieber tickets!

    ALARIC: Yep its tonight!(sees jennas face) WHAT? I am a Bilieber for Bieber Fever okay?!


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