Gossip Girl Review: Behind the Masks ...

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What would Gossip Girl be without the obligatory, annual episode featuring masks, anonymity, mistaken identity and the surprising romantic developments that invariably follow? Certainly not the same.

Tonight's installment was ripe with intrigue from the start, but didn't always live up to the extensive hype. There were some fireworks, to be sure, but also some drama that felt forced and convoluted.

The context of "The Big Sleep No More" was the N.Y.C. theater production of the same name. Sleep No More allowed Gossip Girl to film on location, which helped enhance the already-dramatic visuals.

The problem was that too much happened, and simultaneously too little.

At Sleep No More

I don't know. As much as I enjoyed Chuck trying to project his new, good-guy demeanor and Blair scrambling to unmask him (literally and otherwise), the resolution left something to be desired.

Convinced that after his apology last week, Chuck was merely putting on an act in order to win her affections, Blair set out to show he was still evil at the Basshole-sponsored Sleep No More soiree.

Her method was simple and yet elaborate: Throw herself at the one-time love of her life to elicit the reaction she needed to prove her point, yet subconsciously wanted for much different reasons.

Is there any doubt she wants to be with Chuck? If she didn't, why would she go to such lengths to essentially prove he still lusts after her? It's obvious, and he played right into it ... to a point.

Chuck had to kiss Blair to set her free?

That's noble of him, but the whole thing was extremely confusing after B, with ulterior motives, all but professed her undying love to the man she claims to despise, yet clearly isn't over ... all in the name of exposing him as a fraud masquerading as a gentleman just to win her back ... which he may or may not have been trying to.

It's enough to make your head spin.

It's also filler, in a sense. Next week, we're back at square one, with Blair and Louis in full wedding mode, and fans wondering whether she'll actually go through with it, or return to Chuck's embrace.

THE kiss, while a terrific scene on its own merit, and certain to validate Chair fans' belief that their beloved couple is destined to be together, was therefore something of an anticlimactic plot device.

Yes, it proved that Blair and Chuck are 100 percent not over each other, Ed Westwick and Leighton Meester's chemistry is still off the charts and you could've cut the tension with a knife at that moment.

But in the aftermath, I expected more from a Chair kiss. Sorry.

As for whether Chuck really has changed for good? I'd say so after last Monday, and watching the way he operated tonight. Whether it's enough to make Blair rethink her wedding is another story.

And Nate? It's hard to even know where to begin there, though we did learn a juicy detail regarding Diana's infatuation. Working in tandem with The Grandfather, her motives are becoming clear.

Well, sort of.

Diana's New Minion

I can typically overlook a lot of holes when it comes to Gossip Girl, and its masquerade episodes in particular. They reached critical mass early on tonight, however, and made for a muddled plot.

To a point, settings like Sleep No More are mysterious, sexy and awesome. But it's a fine line. On the other side of that slippery slope, they become a crutch ... a mask, if you will, for sloppy storytelling.

We just saw Diana weave a web of deception and lies so complex it could have never worked in broad daylight, which is fine, but it all came about too easily, even for an international woman of mystery.

Diana needed Serena to wage war on Gossip Girl. She needed to out Charlie as an impostor in order to inspire Serena to do so. Most of all, she needed Nate ... to have his image rehabilitated, apparently.

It was all too much, asking the audience to invest themselves in such rapidly-changing, borderline implausible scenarios for characters they don't really know or necessarily care that deeply about.

Serena and Nate are the core characters, yet they've been used as pawns in Diana's game. It looks like that's about to change, which was a good thing, but this evening was all about Ivy. Oh, Ivy.

I'm trying really hard to like her, but her entire character is based on a fake personality and a hidden scandal-in-waiting that, while unique, has never had a sense of urgency to it. No OMG factor.

And the masks themselves. Don't even get me started. There's no way Max could be mistaken for Nate, much like no one could mistake Serena for Charlie, or Juliet ... or Jenny for that matter.

It just wouldn't happen, no matter how dark and eerie the surroundings, and while we all give the show plenty of leeway with things like this, it needs to back it up with better substance.

Give credit where it's due, though. The re-introduction of Nate's grandfather sheds new light on why Diana cares so much about Gossip Girl, and could take this in many directions. Well played.

Finally, and completely separate from the Sleep No More storyline, was Dan, alone, on his book tour. Or chickening out of his book tour because times have been tough out there for the author.

It was nice to see father and son bond at the end, and I'm glad Inside wasn't completely swept under the rug. Looks like Lonely Boy be back in the fold soon enough (see below) in a big way.

All in all, the episode had its memorable moments, both serious and comedic, but I'm already looking forward to the next. The season so far has been very good, even if this was a blip on the radar.

Share your comments below, but first, check out a couple of promos for next week's episode, "All The Pretty Sources" (great title). As usual, the Canadian version is longer and more revealing ...

What did you think of tonight's Gossip Girl? Did the Blair and Chuck kiss do it for you? What do you predict will happen next with Chair, and with Nate? Discuss with TV Fanatic!

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@Efron youre speaking my mind.. WORST episode ever in the history of worst episodes, so pointless and mind numbing and what the absolute Chuck is the boring old grandpa doin in the picture? SO SO SO FAR FETCHED. In the beginning Gossip Girl schemes were good and were like WOAAHH this just might actually happen for real in elite people etc etc now its just minnnd numbin how stupid this show has become, i donot understand are these writers AMATUERS? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? ELIZABETH HURLEYS ACCENT IS DRIVING ME OFF THE WALL! CHARLIES SCRATCHY WHINY VOICE COUPLED WITH HER OMGG DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME IMA DIEEEEE attitude is MAKIN MY HEAD SPIN, NATES BOYTOY ISSUES?! i could care less. CHUCK AND BLAIR SCENE? GOOD BUT SERIOUSLY BLAIR WAS ~OVER-DOING~ IT. and whats with Dan being all sorts of a wuss?! its his first book he is NOT J.K. Rowling fgs! Serena ... same story as the rest of these people. even Dorota's lines couldnt make me crack a smile tonight, a literally mind chuck was what i'd call this episode.... DAMN!

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What a stupid and pointless show this as became.
SERIOUSLY? The same scheme that was used last season has been used AGAIN? How the hell could they mistake Serena for Charlie? Like suddenly Serena got shorter or WTF? Also don't get me started on Max and Nate, they dont even fucking look a like. I can't stand Elizabeth Hurley's, neither Charlie's voice its damn annoying.

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Elizabeth Hurley’s cougar with sweet little Nate cracked me up.
Whiney, self-pitying Dan makes me want to throw things at my television. Chuck and Blair’s crazy chemistry makes me giddy but also bugs because the writers won’t put them together. More dumb obstacles. Oh well.

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I guess it's Blair's turn to regress this year. While I am eternally grateful they stopped stalling Chuck's growth, I am very concerned about what they are doing to Blair. While I get where she's coming from, it seems cruel on her part to act that way towards Chuck. Not to mention, she cheated on her fiancee in a room with GLASS WALLS, claiming no one was looking when Dorota wasn't even remotely sly about hiding herself. I hope she snaps out of whatever is going on soon. I will say that having Chuck and Blair have even limited interaction was a huge plus for me. As was the complete lack of Louis. Prince Charisma Vacuum can stay gone forever in my less than humble opinion. Enjoyed Serena trying to defend her cousin (and giving Blair a dose of sanity, even if B chose to ignore it).

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Two things would have made this episode better
1) Less of Diana
She was the main focus of the episode! Not Serena, Blair, Chuck, Dan or Nate who are the core five characters now. Why write a whole episode around a guest star?
2) Lingering longer on the Chuck and Blair kiss ;)

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That kiss was such a tease! What is wrong with these directors cutting away from such a passionate liplock? She was MOANING! They were out of breath afterward. OMG. I'm pissed we didn't see more! LOL. The lead up to it was very Chair: Sensual and alluring. I love powerful seductive Blair trying to entice Chuck with his kryptonite - the nape of her neck. You could cut the tension with a knife their chemistry is so intense. Dang. Enough fangirling. I laughed when Blair slapped him because she's being nuts. But then I felt bad for Chuck. He's really trying to do the right thing and she isn't giving him credit. Poor Chuck. Poor Chair. Oh well, at least Blair's feelings for Chuck are obvious now. She loves the Basstard. No doubt about it. Navy were very cute. I wouldn't mind more. ;) Next week looks like alot of fun with the Chuck and Dan snark. I adore that Blair is going to visit Chuck at the end. I get the feeling Chuck is going to go to Blair's shower to rescue Dan who will drunkenly embarrass her. Duck FTW!

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I agree with a lot of people. The episode wasn't outstanding but the Chuck and Blair story line was.I literally only watch the show for these two, so when they are sharing scenes I'm there. The kiss was too short. Dorota should have let them have a make out session before she interrupted. Speaking of, I was surprised she was aiding Chuck in the scheme. Man, just put Chuck and Blair with each other already!

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I'm a diehard GG fan, and an even bigger fan of Chair. But this episode was seriously a disappointment. I get the kiss, I'm fine with that part. But seriously? Diana is just obnoxious. After the first episode of the season, she clearly overstayed her welcome. Charlie is becoming slightly more relatable and believable, but I'm just not interested in her story line. Serena is just doing her old thing again, and Dan is reverting to his old outsider status. I'll never stop loving the series, but the writers definitely need to get their heads out of the clouds and back to the UES.

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Loved the kiss and the scene in Central Park. But another Chuck being selfless by protecting Blair's fairytale episode? C'mon, bring them back together already and stop throwing silly contrived plots to keep them apart!

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I do agree with the Chair kiss. Why cut away from your hottest couple? Please get better directors and editors.

Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

Dorota: Uh oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again.
Blair: When Chuck's in them they're all nightmares.
Dorota: What he do now?
Blair: Behave like a perfect gentleman. Which makes him even more chilling. That fake apology of his has permeated my subconscious and haunts me even when I sleep.
Dorota: Apology not seem so fake to me.
Blair: That's because English is your second language!

Good morning, Upper East Siders. Or is it? We hear a certain future royal has had more than one rude awakening this week.

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Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 7 Music

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Haunted-heart Haunted Heart Little Hurricane iTunes
Shells-of-silver Shells of Silver The Japanese Popstars iTunes
Black-hills Black Hills Gardens & Villa iTunes
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