Klaus: "So there’s this guy. And, uh, he told me to tell him how I feel about him – like it’s so easy. Um. You know, just ’cause I'm a Original doesn’t mean I know what I'm actually doing. Like now, when I’m feeling confused, and I don’t really know how to express myself… um… I can strip! Yeah! Yeah. You know what? I’m gonna strip!"
Klaus: "I'm very honoured to be crowned as your Prom King! First, I'd like to thank..."
Damon (interrupting):"He doesn't even go here!"
CharlieTrout
November 12th, 2011 12:25 PM
Klaus: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...(about to cry)
Damon: (Shouts from crowd) He doesn't even go here!
Alaric: Do you even go to this school?
Klaus: No...I just have a lot of feelings...
Klaus: I would like to make a toast. To Damon and Elena, thanks for falling in love and releasing Stefan into the world, so that he and I could take our forbidden love to the next step
(After Klaus' attempt to be the show's badddest villain failed epicly, he's trying out new things...)
Klaus: "A vampire, a hybrid and a human walked into a bar ..."
tvshowfreak97 Rank: New User
November 12th, 2011 9:02 AM
KLAUS: Are you all ready to endure a 56 day haitus??
Klaus: I am going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
Crowd: silence ....
Klaus: If you don't like it I am going to kill you all.
BenderXImNotGivingMyNameToAMachine
November 12th, 2011 4:22 AM
Klaus: So a Vampire , and a human walk into a bar. The barmaid asks. "Can I get you a drink?"
The vampire looks at the human and says.
"no thanks I brought my own." ...............*cough*.....
Laugh or I'll rip your heart out.
*laughs*
Kat
November 12th, 2011 4:07 AM
When I get mad, I stop being mad and be awesome instead. True story of course!
Klaus: Whoever drives a black Volvo S60 with the Washington license plate "LUV BELLA" is parked in a loading zone and it's about to be towed. Will you please move your car?
Edward: Whoops. I'm on the wrong set.
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:34 AM
Klaus: Andrew! Stop sniffing that poor girl. Mark! Just because you mark her, doesn't mean she's yours. Peter! Stop chasing your coat tails. And, Samantha, stop trying to bury your mini sandwiches in the garden. You're ruining Mrs. Lockwoods Tulips.
Klaus: I'd like to thank you all for voting me Mystic Falls prom king. As you know, I never got to have my own prom. I'd also like to thank myself for the ability to compel you to vote for me
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
Rank: Regular Character
November 12th, 2011 1:39 PM
Klaus: "So there’s this guy. And, uh, he told me to tell him how I feel about him – like it’s so easy. Um. You know, just ’cause I'm a Original doesn’t mean I know what I'm actually doing. Like now, when I’m feeling confused, and I don’t really know how to express myself… um… I can strip! Yeah! Yeah. You know what? I’m gonna strip!"
Rank: Regular Character
November 12th, 2011 1:33 PM
Damn! I wasn't trying to copy anyone's post! Sorry @CharlieTrout!
Rank: Regular Character
November 12th, 2011 1:31 PM
Klaus: "I'm very honoured to be crowned as your Prom King! First, I'd like to thank..."
Damon (interrupting):"He doesn't even go here!"
November 12th, 2011 12:25 PM
Klaus: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...(about to cry)
Damon: (Shouts from crowd) He doesn't even go here!
Alaric: Do you even go to this school?
Klaus: No...I just have a lot of feelings...
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 11:40 AM
Klaus: So a vampire, a werewolf, and a hybrid walk into a bar
Crowd: Boo!
Klaus: Damn, you've already heard that one?
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 11:31 AM
Klaus: This one goes out to my bestie Stefan...
*starts singing "Wind Beneath My Wings"*
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 11:30 AM
Klaus: I would like to make a toast. To Damon and Elena, thanks for falling in love and releasing Stefan into the world, so that he and I could take our forbidden love to the next step
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 11:28 AM
Klaus: Welcome everyone to the first day of the Occupy Mystic Falls protest...
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 11:26 AM
Klaus: Welcome everyone to my official presidential campaign kickoff party. Who's ready for the first vampire-werewolf hybrid president?
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 11:25 AM
Klaus: Let's start this vampire Q&A session
*pulls out little card with question on it*
Klaus: "Why don't you sparkle?" Um, real vampires don't sparkle
Rank: Regular Character
November 12th, 2011 9:09 AM
(After Klaus' attempt to be the show's badddest villain failed epicly, he's trying out new things...)
Klaus: "A vampire, a hybrid and a human walked into a bar ..."
Rank: New User
November 12th, 2011 9:02 AM
KLAUS: Are you all ready to endure a 56 day haitus??
Rank: Leading Character
November 12th, 2011 5:25 AM
lol sorry raquel
Klaus: I am going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
Crowd: silence ....
Klaus: If you don't like it I am going to kill you all.
November 12th, 2011 4:22 AM
Klaus: So a Vampire , and a human walk into a bar. The barmaid asks. "Can I get you a drink?"
The vampire looks at the human and says.
"no thanks I brought my own." ...............*cough*.....
Laugh or I'll rip your heart out.
*laughs*
November 12th, 2011 4:07 AM
When I get mad, I stop being mad and be awesome instead. True story of course!
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 2:04 AM
*Drunken Klaus doing karaoke*
Klaus: I like big butts and I can not lie ...
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 2:02 AM
Klaus: My name is Klaus and I'm a blood-aholic
Everyone else: Hi, Klaus
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:39 AM
Klaus: Whoever drives a black Volvo S60 with the Washington license plate "LUV BELLA" is parked in a loading zone and it's about to be towed. Will you please move your car?
Edward: Whoops. I'm on the wrong set.
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:34 AM
Klaus: Andrew! Stop sniffing that poor girl. Mark! Just because you mark her, doesn't mean she's yours. Peter! Stop chasing your coat tails. And, Samantha, stop trying to bury your mini sandwiches in the garden. You're ruining Mrs. Lockwoods Tulips.
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:32 AM
Klaus: B-13. B-13.
Someone in the audience: BINGO!
Klaus: And we have a bingo.
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:31 AM
Announcer: Now accepting the award for best performance by a vampire-werewolf hybrid in a teen romance, Mr. Klaus Original
Klaus: I'd like to thank the Academy for this award. You love me, you really love me...
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:28 AM
Klaus: I'd like to thank you all for voting me Mystic Falls prom king. As you know, I never got to have my own prom. I'd also like to thank myself for the ability to compel you to vote for me
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:26 AM
Klaus: You put your right leg in. You put your right leg out. You put your right leg in, and you shake it all about.
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:23 AM
Klaus: For tonight's poetry reading, I want to do a dramatic presentation of "The Vagina Monologues...."
Rank: Guest Star
November 12th, 2011 1:23 AM
Klaus: My daddy didn't love me, blah, blah, blah. Now, you're all gonna die.