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Klaus: "So there’s this guy. And, uh, he told me to tell him how I feel about him – like it’s so easy. Um. You know, just ’cause I'm a Original doesn’t mean I know what I'm actually doing. Like now, when I’m feeling confused, and I don’t really know how to express myself… um… I can strip! Yeah! Yeah. You know what? I’m gonna strip!"
Damn! I wasn't trying to copy anyone's post! Sorry @CharlieTrout!
Klaus: "I'm very honoured to be crowned as your Prom King! First, I'd like to thank..."
Damon (interrupting):"He doesn't even go here!"
Klaus: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...(about to cry)
Damon: (Shouts from crowd) He doesn't even go here!
Alaric: Do you even go to this school?
Klaus: No...I just have a lot of feelings...
Klaus: So a vampire, a werewolf, and a hybrid walk into a bar
Klaus: Damn, you've already heard that one?
Klaus: This one goes out to my bestie Stefan...
*starts singing "Wind Beneath My Wings"*
Klaus: I would like to make a toast. To Damon and Elena, thanks for falling in love and releasing Stefan into the world, so that he and I could take our forbidden love to the next step
Klaus: Welcome everyone to the first day of the Occupy Mystic Falls protest...
Klaus: Welcome everyone to my official presidential campaign kickoff party. Who's ready for the first vampire-werewolf hybrid president?
Klaus: Let's start this vampire Q&A session
*pulls out little card with question on it*
Klaus: "Why don't you sparkle?" Um, real vampires don't sparkle
(After Klaus' attempt to be the show's badddest villain failed epicly, he's trying out new things...)
Klaus: "A vampire, a hybrid and a human walked into a bar ..."
KLAUS: Are you all ready to endure a 56 day haitus??
lol sorry raquel
Klaus: I am going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
Crowd: silence ....
Klaus: If you don't like it I am going to kill you all.
Klaus: So a Vampire , and a human walk into a bar. The barmaid asks. "Can I get you a drink?"
The vampire looks at the human and says.
"no thanks I brought my own." ...............*cough*.....
Laugh or I'll rip your heart out.
When I get mad, I stop being mad and be awesome instead. True story of course!
*Drunken Klaus doing karaoke*
Klaus: I like big butts and I can not lie ...
Klaus: My name is Klaus and I'm a blood-aholic
Everyone else: Hi, Klaus
Klaus: Whoever drives a black Volvo S60 with the Washington license plate "LUV BELLA" is parked in a loading zone and it's about to be towed. Will you please move your car?
Edward: Whoops. I'm on the wrong set.
Klaus: Andrew! Stop sniffing that poor girl. Mark! Just because you mark her, doesn't mean she's yours. Peter! Stop chasing your coat tails. And, Samantha, stop trying to bury your mini sandwiches in the garden. You're ruining Mrs. Lockwoods Tulips.
Klaus: B-13. B-13.
Someone in the audience: BINGO!
Klaus: And we have a bingo.
Announcer: Now accepting the award for best performance by a vampire-werewolf hybrid in a teen romance, Mr. Klaus Original
Klaus: I'd like to thank the Academy for this award. You love me, you really love me...
Klaus: I'd like to thank you all for voting me Mystic Falls prom king. As you know, I never got to have my own prom. I'd also like to thank myself for the ability to compel you to vote for me
Klaus: You put your right leg in. You put your right leg out. You put your right leg in, and you shake it all about.
Klaus: For tonight's poetry reading, I want to do a dramatic presentation of "The Vagina Monologues...."
Klaus: My daddy didn't love me, blah, blah, blah. Now, you're all gonna die.