The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 9: "Homecoming" Quotes
Your mom is not a problem. I compelled her to go to the church and pray for your friends.Klaus
Iâ€™m one hundred and sixty two years old and Iâ€™m going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties.Stefan
Humanity is a vampireâ€™s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, It keeps trying to fight its way back in. Sometimes I let it.Katherine
Damon: What the hellâ€™s wrong with you? Youâ€™re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: Youâ€™re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Damon: We're never getting Elena back, yo uknow that, don't you?
Elena: Then we'll have to let him go.
We'll survive this. We always survive.Elena
Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.Tyler
I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.Damon
Damon: Do you trust me?
Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.
Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.Caroline
I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.Caroline