Desperate Housewives Death Pool: Who Will Be Killed Off?
As we all know, no one is ever truly safe in Fairview. The residents may as well be playing Russian roulette. Now, word on Wisteria Lane is that a MAJOR character is going to be killed off in March.
Murders, suicides, natural disasters, accidents, and even death by a candlestick... we've seen it all. (And sometimes even repeatedly. Seriously, how many people have been run over? I've lost count.)
With the show on hiatus until February 12, let's discuss who the unfortunate corpse might be. I've listed a few candidates, along with odds of their last breath being taken this spring, below...
Mrs. McCluskey: She's been on the Lane since the beginning and knows a little too much for her own good. Whether it’s because of an illness or she’s simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, her death would equally affect each of the original cast members tremendously.
Odds: 3-1
Carlos: His death would wrap up the Alejandro murder storyline. We’ve hardly seen Carlos this season due to his immense guilt over what happened just last summer. Could he be slipping further away and drowning in alcohol to the extent that he’d take his own life? If so, it’d be a shame but also nothing new to Wisteria Lane.
Odds: 4-1
Mike: I’d hate to see Mike go, but he could have possibly crossed the line with that MOB-like man when trying to help out Ben. Seriously, what was he thinking? Will Mike pay the price when Ben can’t pay off his debt? For the sake of Susan and MJ, I hope not!
Odds: 10-1
Renee: Like Mike, Renee has Ben to thank for her spot on this list. The mafia dude knows about her millions from her divorce and isn’t afraid to get her involved. Aside from this factor, Renee has never had much of a storyline since she came onboard. She’d be missed, but for the sake of storytelling, not so much.
Odds: 20-1
Tom: Could Lynette handle even more distress? It would be a tragedy if something happened to Tom, but Lynette is a fighter. They’ve been separated all season long, and we’ve seen Lynette at her worst and best. If Tom was the chosen one, it’d be terribly sad; however, it’d be quite a story for Lynette.
Odds: 100-1
One of the Core Four (Bree, Gaby, Lynette or Susan): As much as I'd love an explosive shocker, I just don't think it will be one of the original Wisteria women to bite the bullet. It'd be far too cruel, and I want to believe that they will all be there as we bid farewell to Fairview in May. That’s just the way it has to be.
Odds: 150,000,000-1
Your turn, TV Fanatics: Who do you think won't make it to the finale?
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Lynette: You had me at stupid girlfriend.
February 20th, 2012 5:42 PM
Roy, Ben and Orson should be on the poll too as should Andrew, Julie, Preston and Porter.
February 14th, 2012 2:45 PM
I hope susan dies. i could use a break having to endure here brianless character
February 14th, 2012 12:49 PM
I think Mike dies..:((((((
February 5th, 2012 3:32 PM
I wouldn't want to see ANY of the four characters die, they all play such a vital role to the show. But if its anyone, I would think it would likely be Bree, because shes on a hard core relapse right now and things aren't looking too pretty in her life in general. I sure hope it isn't tom or lynette - I still want those two to get back together! If someone has to go - I hope its either Renee, Ben or Mrs. McKlusky - which frankly - I think any one of those characters are the most disposable at this point - the very last season.
Rank: Extra
January 30th, 2012 8:07 PM
I think it has been Mrs. McClusky who's been sending the letters not Renee - the letters had the tone from the first time around, and she didn't know about them.
McClusky always knows about everything, and as much as she'd give the girls sh*t about them, she'd also still protect them (think of the tone of the last one).
I think it will SEEM like it will be Renee or Mike that will die - they're certainly foreshadowing that. Which almost certainly means it will be neither of them! Bob & what's-his-name? BEN? Ben makes some sense (yet he's not even listed? That's just plain silly). Duh.
I bet they go after Renee and he saves her. And dies.
The end.
January 30th, 2012 4:00 AM
@Ale
I don't know about most people, but Lynette is my favorite, so I really hope she doesn't die :D
January 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
I see it being Renee. I don't think any of the major players will be killed off and I really hope McCluskey isn't killed. She has been there since season one and in a way I count her as a major character.
Rank: Guest Star
January 28th, 2012 8:58 AM
I love Mrs. McCluskey, so i think its Renee that dies, i really do.
January 27th, 2012 8:30 AM
I don't think it will be Renee that dies..in fact, I think it has been Renee sending Bree those letters. Renee is the new comer, who hasn't exactly been welcomed with open arms by the ladies on Wisteria Lane, I think she is tired of not being accepted into the inner circle. Girl's gonna SNAP!
Rank: Leading Character
January 27th, 2012 4:39 AM
lul i hope it's susan, i've been wanting her to die since Season one.