Glee Review: La Cuenta, Por Favor!!

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Hey, Emma, do you have a pamphlet titled So, Your Show is a Complete and Utter Mess?

Go ahead and call me a hater, Gleeks, but come on. Can we just take a long, honest look at  "The Spanish Teacher" please?

Ricky Marton on Glee

Let's start with this: WILL HAS BEEN A SPANISH TEACHER WHO DOES NOT KNOW SPANISH. At all. One bit. As in, he doesn't know the Spanish word for "ears."

Why should we take anything seriously on a show that doesn't take itself seriously? It's been a running joke among critics for years now that Will is the world's worst Spanish teacher, but that was it. It was just a joke.

By acknowledging it here, the show is pretty much slapping its loyal fans in the face. It's admitting that it cares not at all about continuity or logic or living in any kind of real world. Which would maybe be fine... if it didn't then turn around and want to pass along societal messages about bullying or dreaming or, in the random case of Santana this week, respecting other cultures.

I mean, did she really go on a rant about Will stereotyping her Latino heritage? Did Glee - a series that features a gay student who talks about getting his period; a dumb football quarterback; a butch gym teacher; blonde cheerleaders; and jocks who throw nerds into lockers - really try to preach about stereotyping? No, right? I must have misheard Santana's speech.

From storylines that came out of nowhere (I can't even get started on Sue having a baby), we arrive at a romantic entanglement that, for Glee, I suppose has actually been a few weeks in the making. There are just a couple of problems with the Mercedes/Sam/Shane love triangle, most notably: ONE OF THE POINTS ISN'T EVEN ON THE SHOW.

Can anyone out there say they're invested in who Mercedes chooses? Or make any argument in favor of... either guy? As I've noted often in my reviews, we've seen her and Sam holding hands once and we've scarcely seen a second of her and Shane. Why is this even a difficult decision? Why would we think Mercedes has any attachment to Shane at all? Why would we not laugh out loud at Emma's suggestions that Mercedes and Sam not speak for a week... when they just spent MONTHS not speaking or being in each other's lives?

Far too often, Glee just expects its audience to feel something because a character gives a longing look or sings a sad song. There's no actual attempt to earn any emotion. It's just forced upon us.

The same can be said for Kurt chastising Finn for keeping his proposal a secret. We're supposed to be brothers, he tells his fellow New Direction, something he might as well have been saying to the writers. Yes, they are supposed to be brothers. Perhaps we could have seen them share a scene or two over the past dozen episodes in order to remind us of that and have us invested in their relationship.

Even when Glee does something right, it does something wrong. Emma's pamphlets have always served as a very funny background joke, they've always been reliable for a quick laugh. But even here the show couldn't resist upping the schmaltz to interminable levels, actually using a pamphlet to help Beiste teach her kids about cleaning their private parts, which in turn made Will realize just how lucky he is to have his fiancee.

Glee can't even do simple humor well anymore.

Can I find anything positive to say abut "The Spanish Teacher?" Ricky Martin does have a great smile. And the music, as always, was enjoyable. Nene Leakes is actually fitting in well to her role, too. You might even say she's the best thing about Glee these days.

But what does it say about Glee when that's the case?

What did everyone else think? Are you invested in Mercedes' love triangle? Do you mind that Will doesn't know Spanish? Should Sue have a baby? Am I way off base for complaining so often that there's no direction to any episode? Or do you agree that the writers truly seem to be making everything around the songs up about five minutes prior to shooting?


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The only episodes they seem to be able to pull off lately are the tribute episodes, so my question is, what's the point of storylines? Why don't the writers change the format to a variety show, so that the cast can stop wasting their time on idiotic storylines and just sing for the full hour? The show really needs to step up their game, or they won't have to worry about future seasons, because the fans have just about had enough.


I just kept thinking "Santana is gay, not bisexual, so why is there so much sexual tension" I mean last week with her and sebastian and this week with her and ricky martin like COME ON!!!!!!


This episode is was the worst one I have seen. I got bored of the whole episode TEN MINUTES IN and watched big bang theory instead. It seems like I did not miss anything at all this week.


I only watch for the Klaine.


I miss Rachel because know we only see Finn hudson'girlfriend
I don't care about the love triangle and the worst part is that Mercedes still hasn't been judged by her behavior in the beginning of the season!
The songs are not as good as they used to be, I miss the broadway songs, and the upbeat numbers like gives you hell, everytime someone sings is sad( except Rachel she rocks sad)
Santana is a joke her character doesn't make sense, she is changing constantly and she never is punished for anything


I have just about given up on this show. Last night was yet another disappointing episode. Glee is simply not what it used to be. There is so much now that I just don't find entertaining about Glee, from having Puck sleep with one of his teachers and making it seem okay because he was 18 (you have got to be kidding) to Santana constantly spewing hate (her put down of Mr. Shu as a Spanish teacher was particularly venomous and her "180" positive remarks about him as as the Glee director didn't help much). The non-singing portion of this series was never its strong suit, but at least it wasn't painful to watch, as it is now. And the quality of the singing numbers has been sporadic at best, with the "Isla Bonita" being by far the best one last night. So not sure how long I'll continue watching Glee - maybe just long enough to see someone haul off and punch Santana in the mouth. I would love to see that viper "defanged."


This episode...yuck. I hated the music. I'm sorry but I took 5 years of French and sang songs in Latin in chorus. I know one person who speaks fluent Spanish and I live on the East coast. I find it hard to believe there would be such an issue in Ohio. Also Santana, Latinos aren't the only Spanish speakers. Will, I'm sorry but there is no way he could be that horrible of a teacher after teaching the subject for several years. And they have shown in previous episodes they have shown he can speak Spanish. The entire episode, as usual when it has a theme or guest, was tailored to fit what Ricky Martin brought to the show. I enjoyed him but that was about it. I hated the music which is sad because I love Elvis and "Hero".


Come on writers, you can do better.
lift and scub - it´s so easy?????
Let´s forget about this eposiode and hope for the better.
Hope dies last


This is the first episode I actually fell asleep watching. Couldn't get into the "plotlines," the bad jokes, or the music. Maybe after the show goes on hiatus, they'll come up with something worth watching.


I'm a diehard gleek... but at this point I tune in purely for the musical numbers and am pleasantly surprised when there's something actually interesting going on plotwise, which makes me sad. Season one was so so so good!

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Glee Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.

Dave Martinez

To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.