Glee "The Spanish Teacher" Quotes
Santana: Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Finn: The proof's in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sue [to Emma]: I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dave Martinez: I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
