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Glee

Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?

Santana

I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.

Sue

Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

The proof's in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.

Finn

I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.

Sue [to Emma]

Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.

Kurt

The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

Sue

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.

Dave Martinez
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