Gossip Girl Caption Contest 199

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Welcome to the 199th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama! Ready to see who won the title this time around?

Your Caption Contest winner, featuring a photo from "The Princess Dowry," is Aquariuz.

Congratulations and nicely done. The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Amie, Unkindness and leanne. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next time!

Professorial William

William: I'm sorry, but you all have been diagnosed with serious cases of hyper-narcissistic and materialistic.

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William: … The state of our show calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act... We will tie up all the loose ends and create meaningful and more believable storylines again. We will restore our characters to their former glory. Let’s fight to make Gossip Girl Gossip Girl again!
Lily: Now that’s change you can believe in…

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Sorry, it should have been: William: And the next item on the list of valuables is … a diamond-studded vibrator.
–Awkward silence–
Carol: Fine, I’ll take it. It’ll probably do a better job than you would, William.
William: I certainly didn’t hear you complain last time.

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William: And the next item on the list of valuables is … a diamond-studded vibrator.
–Awkward silence–
Carol: Fine, I’ll take it. It’ll probably do a better job than you would, William.
William: I certainly didn’t hear you complain the last time.

Tfv168

Billy: I've been asked by the producers to relay the following budget cuts to the cast......#17. You will be responible for maintaining and styling your own hair. Kelly, lose the bow. Person to Kelly's right, nice glossy color. #18. You will be responsible for providing and applying your own make-up......

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william: ok, so let me get this straight, charlie who is really ivy was hired by Carol to be the real Charlie to steal money but now the real charlie is here but she didnt know she was even part of this family and now ivy, the fake charlie is getting all of our family's money?
Lily: precisely
Serena: except you forgot the part about fake charlie knowing real charlie from school
William: it's like our life's a soap opera..

Amie

William reading Cece's will: My dear Lily... please get a new husband. My dear Serena...please get a life. My dear real Charlie...please enjoy the money I have left you. Lily: Ok, William, what does it really say? William: Fine...My dear real Charlie... please enjoy the money I have left you.

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William: ex lovers, children, and a con artist all in the same room... Isn't this how every bad joke starts?

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Billy Baldwin: So let me get this straight, according to this script Cece knowingly left all her money to a con-woman named Ivy who was hired by Carol to pretend to be Charlie, who is actually Lola who is secretly my daughter? Fantastic. Meanwhile Alec stars in a show about sandwiches and suddenly he's the greatest actor in the universe. FML.

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William: I'm sorry, Carol, but these DNA results saying I'm Charlie's father seem about as real as that Ivy girl being my niece.

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I have the honor to read CeCe's will:
Let's start with wishing the best for my family except of course Carol which is my dissapointment. Serena, what happened?? You are Serena Van Der Woodsen and your even boring me. Chuck and Blair: Even though you two try to deny it! YOU BELONG TOGETHER SO MAKE UP!! Don't get me started with Dan, you know how I lower myself for you to be with Serena because you were a GREAT guy and now you are with her best friend...really? Nate, you are hot as hell! So my question,why are you still single and with wieirdos? That's all GOODBYE FROM THE GROUND PEEACE! And oh! I almost forgot...Ivy or Charlie...I don't remember exactly which is her name....Anyway you can have all my money and all I owned. Remember me always...

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