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william: so i slept with both of you and i am father to both serena and charlie i wonder how many other kids running around the upper east side i have fathered aswlell
lily: ermm eric
william oh yeh i think we have all forgotten about him
william : ok i got a confession to make ..... I'm A!
william: with all the lies coming out id like to be honest.... i slept with carol and charlie is my daughter .... i also slept with cece aswell .. i guess i like to keep it in the family
William: welcome to the husky voice tutorial...this class teaches you to perfect the husky voice as i have done , it takes years of practice as it does not come naturally
William: Ivy, so there's no chance I may be your father too, is there?
William croons: "To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before....."
William: "Did you see the size of that chicken?"
So I slept with your sister....basically
William: Serena, One does not simply get back together with Dan.
William: Serena, I’m sorry for running out on you when you needed me here. I wasn’t a very good father. - Lily, I’m sorry for the fake cancer and for trying to split you and Rufus up. I wasn’t a very good ex-husband. –
Carol…I’m sorry for getting you pregnant. I wasn’t a very good -
Lily: HOLD ON A MINUTE!
Williams: Dear mourners, I wrote a poem *clears his throat*
"Cece's not here anymore.
She died, she died.
When Lily heard about it
she cried, she cried.
When I said I didn't sleep with you sister
I lied, I lied"
William: Umm, the end.
Ivy: Get out of my house.
William: I'm sorry, but you all have been diagnosed with serious case of hyper-narcissistic and materialistic.
William: I came here to tell you very important information that the writers indeed "dared to dair"
william :after a lot of crapy episodes the network will give us another season with the same writers....
serena,lily,carol,ivy,lola: what? buuuuuuuuu
William: Is this your bill from Barney's just for this week?
"....so it's my fair right to call of you VDW women easy to get naked."