Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 308 > Comments Page 2
Lexi: why are you smiling?
Derek: don't look now but there's somebody pointing a camera right at us
Lexi: OMG why do you ALWAYS have perfect hair like Sloan?
Derek (thinking: Get out of my face before I grab you to the On-call room! Goddamn Mark, why can't you just have sex with her and leave me alone?)
Lexie: Did you hear about the lion!
Derek: Yeah, A couple seasons ago a bear attacked a man, whats next a tiger?
Lexie:You look sooo hot.So should we go and operate?
Derek:I think we might have to operate YOU
Lexie: Please give me a break about that patient, I am going through a lot!
Derek: Your going through a lot? My wife almost died, I lost a baby, and I was shot.
Lexie: My problems are starting to sound insignificant.
Derek: So let me get this straight, you want me to tell Mark your feelings for him?
Lexie: You got it!
Derek: Not going to happen!
Derek: Apparently the patient didn't listen to the rule; "Don't pet the lion. It means no matter how nice a tumor looks, how small it is, how perfect it's margins may be, it's still a tumor. It's still dangerous and it can bite.".
Derek: I saw a lion!
Lexie: I think your high on hairspray!
Lexie: You and Mark will always have perfect hair connection that the two of us will never have.
Derek: You're right, I do have perfect hair.
Lexie: But I didn't say-
Derek: Yup...perfect hair.
Lexi: There's something in your teeth.
Derek: *grinning* Are you sure? I take great pride in my dental work, just like my hair.
Derek: "Thanks. Yes, just a dollop of pomade."
Derek: "Thanks. Yes, just a dollop of pomonade."