Grey's Anatomy

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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 308 Comments (Page 2)

23 Comments

  1. Cara

    Lexi: why are you smiling?
    Derek: don't look now but there's somebody pointing a camera right at us

  2. Akshaya

    Lexi: OMG why do you ALWAYS have perfect hair like Sloan?
    Derek (thinking: Get out of my face before I grab you to the On-call room! Goddamn Mark, why can't you just have sex with her and leave me alone?)

  3. Nicole

    Lexie: Did you hear about the lion!
    Derek: Yeah, A couple seasons ago a bear attacked a man, whats next a tiger?

  4. MariaBloodSucker

    Lexie:You look sooo hot.So should we go and operate?
    Derek:I think we might have to operate YOU

  5. jennay

    Lexie: Please give me a break about that patient, I am going through a lot!
    Derek: Your going through a lot? My wife almost died, I lost a baby, and I was shot.
    Lexie: My problems are starting to sound insignificant.

  6. jennay

    Derek: So let me get this straight, you want me to tell Mark your feelings for him?
    Lexie: You got it!
    Derek: Not going to happen!

  7. jennay

    Derek: Apparently the patient didn't listen to the rule; "Don't pet the lion. It means no matter how nice a tumor looks, how small it is, how perfect it's margins may be, it's still a tumor. It's still dangerous and it can bite.".

  8. jennay

    Derek: I saw a lion!
    Lexie: I think your high on hairspray!

  9. jennay

    Lexie: You and Mark will always have perfect hair connection that the two of us will never have.

  10. Mila

    Derek: You're right, I do have perfect hair.
    Lexie: But I didn't say-
    Derek: Yup...perfect hair.

  11. jennifer

    Lexi: There's something in your teeth.
    Derek: *grinning* Are you sure? I take great pride in my dental work, just like my hair.

  12. cashun

    Derek: "Thanks. Yes, just a dollop of pomade."

  13. cashun

    Derek: "Thanks. Yes, just a dollop of pomonade."


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