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Richard: So I guess we're the new dirty mistresses.
Richard: So let me get this straight; you slept with another woman and then tried to convince your wife to take you back?
Richard: Damn, what is it about being chief and this stupid curse?
Owen: What are you talking about?
Richard: I cheated on Edelle with Ellis. Derek cheated on Addison with Meredith. You cheated on Cristina with... wait what's your girl's name?
Owen: I don't know...
Hunt: You cheated and your wife forgot about it eventually, right?
Webber: You really wanna go there with me today?!
Webber: "I just realised that both my wife and mistress got Alzheimer's"
Hunt: "Oh God, what did you do to them?"
Richard:Adele is having sex with a man who looks like a girl.
Owen:I had sex with a girl i dont even know the name of
Richard:How is that supposed to help me
Owen:its not.you're supposed to help me
Richard:Hunt, let me make this clear, i was in love with ellis, she wasnt just a girl from a bar, but i loved adele more, thats why i stayed with her, you are in love with yang, but you made a stupid mistake, she'll want you back but you have to fight for her, because god knows she'll need more than just a push to make her forgive you.
Richard; My wife cheated on me.
Owen: I cheated on my wife.
Richard: She has Alzheimer's, what's your excuse?
Hunt: Webber, you wanted to see me?
Richard: I'm a better chief than you. Thank you for listening.
Richard: What I saw Adele doing was not pretty.
Owen: Not pretty? You should've seen what Meredith and Cristina used to get up to before I came along.
Richard: Problems with you wife?
Owen: Yes. Problems with your wife too?
Richard: Yes. But I also had problems with your replacement Chief of Surgery
Owen: I can't accept any of the blame for that. Being unfaithful yes, but not Chief Sloan
Hunt: It was just sex.
Richard: Karma's a bitch. Trust me.
Hunt: Are you sure we are not related?
Richard: I came from Africa, you came from Scotland.
Richard: I wish my love life was as good as my surgical skills!
Owen: We both have terrible luck with women!
Richard: We are living parallel lives, except I am from the future!
Richard: You an I are in the same rickety boat!
Richard: We are single and ready to mingle!
Chief- You were stupid to admit to cheating. Fortunate for you a new experimental drug just came out. It makes a person totally forget what you tell them to. I have the first available pills in my office and will give it to you.
Just slip it into her drink and problem solved.
Owen: OMG Richard, I had no idea.
Richard: It was like watching a naughty DVD. Who knew Adele could move like that.
Owen: "I forgot what came next...?"
Richard: "...the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again."
Richard: Please don't make any bad mistakes.
Owen:Like when you dyed your hair black.
Owen: Richard, I have no idea what I am doing why am I chief.
Richard: Just give them the bailey stare and you will be perfectly fine and oh yeah make sure you were somthing nice please.
Hunt: That's the worst impression of the bailey-stare