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Gossip Girl Season Finale Review: The More Things Change ...

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With one notable exception, Gossip Girl came full circle in its fifth season finale tonight.

Lily and Bart are married, with a spurned Rufus pining for the girl of his dreams. Dan, too, is back on the outside looking in, with no idealized visions of the Upper East Side or its denizens clouding his worldview.

Georgina is just waiting to stir up drama. Blair has her sights set on world domination. Chuck is reeling, desperate to escape from his father's shadow. Serena had barstool sex with Blair's boyfriend, then left town.

Nate is ... well, Nate. It feels like 2007 again, people!

Fortunately, for Chuck and Blair, "The Return of the Ring" was not just a return of previous near-misses. Cheesy gambling metaphors aside, when she showed up and told him she's all in, Chuck's face said it all.

Chair finally turned that corner, pointed squarely toward an epic endgame next season.

Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf Picture

A quick review of Chuck, Blair and prior Gossip Girl season finales:

Yeah, it's been a long, often painful road to get this far, with some aspects feeling repetitive. There's plenty of work left to be done, too. We can't forget that Chuck rejected Blair again at 8:50 EST tonight.

Realistically, though, everything up until this point had to happen. Even his rejection of Blair's advances before the buzzed-about, season-ending casino scene injected fresh life into the romance once more.

Chuck's past mistakes and misdeeds are well-documented, but that doesn't mean he's wrong about Blair. Nor was Bart, despite the callousness with which he cut Chuck loose. He deserved better than this.

She needed to be all in, too, and now she is. It'll be interesting to see how they get there, but it's hard to imagine Chair not getting together for real, and for good, as the series draws to a close next year.

The fairy tale ending Blair, and so many fans, have been dreaming about for so long is now within sight. More amazingly, tonight's crucial events felt somewhat organic ... well at least by Gossip Girl standards.

No one here's defending Bart for his lack of compassion, respect, empathy or truthfulness (guess he didn't change too much in hiding), but his actions did lead Chuck to make a decision of his own, for the right reasons.

Bart also gifted us with the prospect of Chuck and Jack Bass on the same side to take him down, and for that we are forever grateful. But most significantly, he cleared the way for a new, honest and equal Chair.

Chuck and Bart Photo

Dair fans, please remove your belt and shoelaces and give them to loved ones ASAP.

Their love was real, and Blair and Dan's relationship brought us so many great scenes. But there's probably no coming back from this one. Hold out hope if you like, but Blair made her choice, then she doubled down.

It has nothing to do with his cheating, which she presumably isn't even aware of (it was also a bit unclear, given all the scheming going on, if Blair even told Dan, or tried to tell him, that they were done).

If she really didn't tell Dan, after all he's done for her? Not cool. Plain and simple. I'd like to give B the benefit of the doubt here, but even if it did take place off screen, the fans would've liked more closure.

Regardless, her choice was irrespective of Dan and Serena's surprising sex romp. He's right when he says using her to forget his pain is different than the manipulative act of destruction she tried to initiate.

That was just wrong, and you can't help but feel a little bad for Dan in all this. He became collateral damage as Serena's Gossip Girl exploits unraveled so rapidly that her feud with Blair reached critical mass.

Is (or was) Serena really in love with Dan, as she claims? Or purely using his body and Blair's minions to ruin her now-former BFF? Somewhere in between? In any case, the extent of the fallout was dramatic.

Give Dan credit for not taking Serena back after realizing how he got played. Doing so would've been beyond pathetic, even if his kiss-off line to her was harsh. The maligned muppet has a backbone, who knew!

Where do any of them go from here? The writing was uneven this season, but the producers did a nice job of making the story arcs that concluded tonight matter with heightened emotional stakes and lasting repercussions.

Adrift and alone, Serena is riding the rails in more ways than one. Ironically, Blair's diary was leaked online, but it's S who burned just about every bridge known to humankind, while Queen B is off to rule Paris.

Their friendship may never recover, and clearly Bart's resurrection carried lasting repercussions. Chuck has been ostracized and left to fight for what's his. Rufus' marriage was annulled, just like that.

Much as certain thematic elements felt like deja vu, there's no hitting the reset button after this. Well, except maybe for Nate. He's pretty much back at square one, only wearing more suits. Bless his heart.

Georgina Sparks and Dan Humphrey

Clearly, opinions on the season finale and season overall will vary depending on how you feel about particular couples or relationships, but from a directorial standpoint, "The Return of the Ring" was a pretty good payoff.

There were twists, turns, consequences that matched the urgency of the building storylines and despite some eye-rolling moments - Blair listing off Dan and Chuck's respective traits to Eleanor; too many iPhone blasts, lies, gimmicks and convoluted ploys to even keep straight - it ended up being pretty darn entertaining.

This installment essentially blew up the nucleus of the show. Now, with 11 episodes to go before we close the book on the CW drama for good, we get to see it come together again. Bring it on.

Other side developments and burning questions from the Season 5 finale:

  • William got Carol's half of Cece's estate transferred to Lola ... who give it all back to Ivy when she learned Lily was sabotaging Carol's defense, ordering her former impostor to take Lily down.
  • Lola turned down the chance to live with Nate, but it was amicable at least. Guy was serious about her, too, but it looks like she's gone the way of vintage GG vanishing love interests past.
  • Diana sent Nate a surveillance tape of their near-rendezvous with Gossip Girl two weeks back, and ... is Gossip Girl actually a dude? In a black hoodie? Shockingly, we didn't see his/her face.
  • Will Dan channel his rage into the next work of literary brilliance? Or at least cutting his hair? Is Georgina really the best muse? Does he have any friends left on the UES except Nate?
  • Does this mean Rufus will resume his music career?
  • Any chance J (or V) makes a comeback next fall?
  • Do people really throw divorce parties?

Time to turn it over to you. What did you think of the finale? Everything you thought it could be? A miserable failure? How do you see things playing out in the (unfortunately shortened) sixth and final season?

Share your comments with us below!

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Miss andrea

Words can't describe my emotions... Chuck and Blair belong together. Period. I almost feel sorry for Dan, he's so social climber and so "I'm intelectual and so cool" but at the end of the day he's just an angry loser (sorry Dan fans (if there’s any), sucks to suck). & thinking about going after GG makes me think about J and V, but I really don't want any of them to comeback, if I want a pathetic whore, that's why Serena's here, or was... “as far as I'm concerned, Serena Van der Woodsen doesn't exist�, THANK YOU writers! I was so fucking sick of this girl, now she can go become a crack whore(again) and die alone, no ones cares. Everything else was alright but I'm tired of "Ivy-Lily-Lola thing", it should just stop! & about Nate... well, he's Nate & he's hot! Oh yes, it feels like 2007 again, & I'm loving it!!!

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I'm so happy Blair chose Chuck. He fought for her the whole season. It's time she fights for him, shows him how much she loves him. They are meant to be, they always were. Now I can't wait for the next season.

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Siena, did you notice that after it was done Dan looked quite content. He even said it was good. It was only seeing the phone and that he was set up that changed his mind. Having sex with someone else seconds after maybe breaking up with your girlfriend is alright to Humphrey..hmm not so high on the moral high ground anymore.

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And that is the part of the brain he needs to focus on. His dad is a basshole. How come Bart can have the girl and his company? Still wondering about Chuck's mother though.

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OMGOMG!!!!!!
I WASS SOOO HAPPYYY WHEN SERENA AND DAN FINALLY HAD SEX!!! BUTT AHH NO HE HAD TO SEEE HER PHONE!! COME ON!! CANT THE DERENA FANS BE HAPPYY FOR JUST ONE FULLLLL EPISODE!!!

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Translation of Chuck's final expression: “I’ve been so shattered, this kind of good *never* happens to me, and I shouldn’t trust it.... but, oh god, some part of my brain is screaming SHE WANTS TO FIGHT FOR ME!! SHE WANTS TO FIGHT FOR ME!! SHE WANTS TO FIGHT FOR ME!!�

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@Jazz They shoot humphreys don't they

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That was a terrible finale. There was no surprise in the finale, everyone knew Blair was going to choose Chuck. It seems to me that all the Bass men got their ladies. That's not fair for Dan or his dad. The directors/producers are bias towards the Humphreys!

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Really this episode was the best. It felt like GG was back from a long needed wake up call. Who ever wrote this episode knew what they were doing. Lily need to stop feeling herself she really ticked me off in this episode. Out of all the stuff she went thru to get Rufus she just drops him like a hot potatoe! Come on now Lils! Serena needed to have a better ending than that. I didnt appreciate it. Cant picture S spiraling now man no!... Dan did deserve a better break up from B tho. I felt sorry for him. But finally I got my CHAIR......I thought i wasnt but they proved me wrong again. I gave C his props for telling B off after the party man she needed that big chunk of reality thrown at her and the end scene btween em was the best. Who wud have thought Jack would have called B......Episode was great...."I'm all in"

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@dairforever im sorry but i really doubt they are doing a dair reunion next season with only 11 episodes to go..it would be a horrible rushed reunion..gg just stick with chair and not all this back and forth

Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 24 Quotes

I don't want to be Mr. Blair Waldorf. I'm Chuck Bass.

Chuck

You say I always bet against you. Not this time. I'm all in.

Blair