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  1. me

    Cristina: I found it!
    Meredith: The radio?
    Cristina: My shoe!!!

  2. me

    HAHAHA @lola

  3. laila

    christina: how am i going to do a cardio with a broken arm.
    meridith: i just lost my sister,does it look like i care.

  4. Cristina

    Crash-Landed

  5. codeblue

    Yang: Knock Knock
    Grey: Who's there?
    Yang: Orange
    Grey: Orange who?
    Yang(using Kepner's voice) Orange you glad you're stuck here with me in the dark, freezing, damp woods than back at SGMW with Kepner whining that I didn't pass my boards!

  6. Victoria Guillen

    Meredith: what more can possibly happen
    Cristina: lexie might come back as a ghost

  7. Victoria Guillen

    Meredith: so i guess we're dark and twisty again
    Cristina: yep i guess so

  8. Isaac

    Cristina is humming a song.
    Meredith: Quiet Cristina,it's not safe to humming at night,you will attract dark forces!
    Cristina: What? Oh com'on,you are watching too much of SpongeBob with Zola Mer!I'm need to calm myself so i won't stop humming !
    Meredith: Trust me it's true. Wait,what's behind you? Oh GOD,is BANSHEE!
    Cristina: OMG,help me please Mer BANSHEE is choking me,why she is still there when i stop humming!
    Meredith: Because chewing a gum after humming at night will attract the dark forces too...sorry!

  9. McDreamy's Susan

    Meredith: "Sure wish I had some hot dogs right about now..."
    Christina: "Sure wish I had my other shoe right about now..."

  10. Mel

    Cristina: I'm ok with Shonda fired Teddy,because i will probably be the Head Of Cardio now,but i'm so pissed she killed Three off!
    Meredith: I'm sad too because Lexie is gone ,but right now you better don't pissed Shonda off,or else,you will be the next one to go!
    Cristina: I'm better chew my gum !

  11. Jennifer

    Cristina: Do you know any good campfire songs?
    Meredith: How about "Its the End of the World As We Know It"?
    Derek: That one *ow* sucks.

  12. 8xj750

    Cristina to Mer: "You'll always be my person"

  13. 8xj750

    "You'll always be my person"

  14. Rose

    Christina: On the bright side... I found my shoe

  15. Shelley Gross

    Christina: And we thought we'd been through hell before.
    Meredith: We always think we've been through hell before.

  16. leotorres2704

    Meretith: This fire stands for the chances that we all have to survive within the next... four months?
    Cristina: Stop talking and give the rest of the gum you're hiding!

  17. Madz

    Yang: SGH is cursed!

    Grey: Hell yeah...I have to agree with you now!

    Yang: Only we two are an exception, we survived bombs, shoots and a crash.. We are heros..

  18. Chimaerea

    Meredith: Why does this keep happening to us?
    Cristina: We work at Seattle Grace Mercy Death
    Meredith: Oh yeah, this stuff never happened until Derek and I slept together when he was still with Addison
    Derek: I can hear you, you know
    Meredith: Oh yeah, sorry (whisper quietly) A bomb in a body, Denny died, I died, my mother died, Burke left you, Izzie got cancer, George got hit by a bus, Derek was shot, 11 people died in that shooting, Adele got alzheimer's, Callie got hit by a truck, Morgan lost her baby, AND NOW LEXIE IS DEAD
    Cristina: You got a point. Seattle Grace Mercy Death

  19. Chimaerea

    Meredith: Why does this keep happening to us?
    Cristina: We work at Seattle Grace Mercy Death
    Meredith: Oh yeah, this stuff never happened until Derek and I slept together when he was still with Addison
    Derek: I can hear you, you know
    Meredith: Oh yeah, sorry (whisper quietly) A bomb in a body, Denny died, I died, my mother died, Burke left you, Izzie got cancer, George got hit by a bus, Derek was shot, Adele got alzeimers

  20. Frida K.

    Christina: Coño! Ahora si que estamos jodidas.
    Meredith: justo cuando me estaba igualando a Angelina Jolie y Madonna.

  21. Ber

    Meridith: "should we check on Mark?"
    Christina: "nah, he's fine, we fixed his tampanade. (tho he's near death)
    Mer: should we monitor on Derek?
    Christina: No, he's gonna be fine. We pinned his laceration w/ a safety pin.
    Mer: "what about Arizona?"
    Christina: "I'm sure she's fine too. We splinted her leg." (she's still coughing up blood)
    Mer: "What about the pilot"
    Christina: "I put a C-spine brace on him, he can't feel anything anyway."
    pause--
    Christina and Mer (together): "We could use some nurses here."
    Christina: "Jinx!!" "Now you owe me a Coke"
    Mer: "Awe, come on! Now, I'm craving a Coke"
    Christina and Mer (together): "Or tequilla shots!"
    Mer and Christina (together): "Jinx!" (smile)

  22. Shannon

    Christina: A plane a plane has crashed and my life sucks.
    Meredith: Yup
    Christina: My life is upsidown again. I mean what the hell, I was lovely in my bubble of unparralleled awesomeness once, and then i became an intern and then there were l-vads, and Izzy got cancer and almost died, burke left me on my wedding day, george got pancaked by a fucking bus. You know and then Izzy left and 11 people got shot and died in the hospital, i had a gun to my head, i quit being i surgeon for crying out loud and my husband cheated on my and i left him and............ NOW I AM IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH!!!!! (Pause) mer.... Mer...
    Meredith: (Crying) LEXIE.... The only person in my family who gave a fucking damn about me is.... is.... DEAD. WHY LEXIE. PLEASE COME BACK. (on her knees) Bring her back. ( falling onto Christina, wailing in pain)

  23. t

    Christina: We don't have to do that thing where I eat your leg and you eat my arm and somebody method acts like Ethan Hawke from Alive or whatever.
    Meredith:...I feel like this is the third time we've had this kind of conversation, but I know for a fact it was only the second.

  24. Julie

    Sandra: In Canada, we have the last cook-out at zero degrees or below... And at 15 degrees, we go swimming while Californians begin to evacuate the state... can't believe they're asking me to act like I'm "freezing" in this scene... I'd better win a Golden Globe for this!

  25. Julie

    Ellen: So, are you really a Canadian?
    Sandra: Yes, do you have a problem with that?
    Ellen: Not really... Just wondering if you guys really live in igloos?


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