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Mark: man I think we killed lexie
Cristina: crazy girl bit me
Meredith: I have to find Derek
Christina: God...My arm.. I'd rather be with Owen right now.
Mark: Christina,suck it up. I just lost the love of my life..
Meredith: Guys, stop it, please. I have to look for Derek and I'm tired and hungry. No one cares about your arm, Christina. And Mark.. You should've told her how much you loved her.
Mark: (Out of breath) Come on huddle, Cristina! We can't let Meredith win us at this game of skip ball.
Cristina: I just hurt my arm Mark, can't you play without me?
Meredith: I am great at this! You guys don't have a chance.
Meredith – This isn’t happening. This can’t be happening. Lexie’s dead, Arizona’s leg is in pieces, Mark’s having cardiac tampenade, and my husband may lose his hand!
Cristina – What did you think would happen? This is Seattle Grace Mercy Death. We’ve had bomb scares, train crashes, ferry crashes, bus crashes, what next?
Meredith – Well, based on past experience, I don’t know. You had an ectopic pregnancy, Denny died, I nearly drowned, George was hit by a bus, the Chief had a heart attack and a tumour in his eye, Henry died, Burke was shot, Reed and Charles got shot, Izzie got cancer, Derek and Alex were shot, Callie almost died in a car crash, and now, we’re here.
Cristina – Good point.
Mark: OMG, Cristina, are you ok??
Cristina: I don't know!! I lost a shoe!
Mer: Don't worry Cris, i'm looking!
Christina: I told you not to distract the pilot Mark!
Mark: I couldn't resist Christina, you know how I love blondes!
Lexi: Quick Meredith, help me get this plane off, I have to go to a salon!
Meredith: I dropped out of beauty school before I decided to go to med school, let me get my supplies, I swear, I'm good!
Eric: did you like scandal?
Sandra: fuck no
Eric: did you renew your contract?
Cristina: uh, i don't know
Meredith: run! shonda's coming
Mark: yo, you got any weed bro
Cristina: nah man, i wish
Meredith: ill go find some!
LOL!!! love the last comment!
Mark: I love you Christina!
Lexie: wtf?! Seriously? I'm dying over here!
Merideth: I'm not getting in the middle of this
Chyler: Damn it, I shouldn't have said Scandal had no chance in hell to get renewed with Shonda right next to me. I wonder if T.R. Knight said something bad about Private Practice..
Cristina: Still think you've had enough trauma for one life time, Mer?
Where is Waldo?
This is a bit extreme to get out of the supper send off!!
Would like some cheese with that "Whine"?
Christina, I know where we can hide while Meridith counts....
Are we Lost?
I mean, we have a Doctor Sheppard. We can't find Derek so maybe look for Jack?
i'm gonna stop watching greys, i refused to even watch the finale. i'd been waiting for thigns to happen between Mark and Lexie.. yet...?
what a disappointment
From the actors mouths...
Mark: They couldn't come up with anything original for the finale this year, so here we are...yet ANOTHER DISASTER! Okay, everybody emote on cue!
Cristina: I'm so tired of this this! Why do they give me such inane storylines?? Seriously? And why was my character whining about that shoe?
Meredith: WHY did I sign that d*** contract? WHY? WHY?
I DID NOT want to leave this show! They lied! Don't believe that BS! I want to come back next season!
Mark: Cristina, I need your shoe.
Cristina: Oh hell no! I just found it! Get your own.
Meredith: Wait! I see another shoe we can use!
Lexie: Umm, guys, get me out!
Lexie: What are you guys doing out there? Im dying over here!
Meredith & Christina: Mark, Mark?
Mark: (opens his eyes) Lexie? Lexie?
Derek: Mark come on get up.
Mark: Where is she?
Christina: Mark you passed out for 5 minutes.
Mark: (turning to Lexie) You're not dead! (Lexie smiles)
Derek: COme one lets get this plane off of her.
(they lift the plane off and it comes off) (Lexie is alive and stays ALIVE!!!)
Meredith: I'm screwed.
Christina: We all are Mer.
Meredith: No. Seriously I have to go to the bathroom.
Lexie: No I think I'm the one who's screwed in this situation.
Sloan: Don't say that Lexie
Derek: *cricket chirping*
Jerry: I can't feel my legs
Shonda: Serves you all right for not renewing your contracts earlier