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Serena: hey B, out of plain curiosity and for the record I'm not planning to take pictures of your secrets and post them - where do you keep your diaries?
Blair: So... Toby is on the A Team?
Serena: That's almost as surprising as Dair.
Blair (listening to Serena talking): Blah, blah, blah, boo hoo hooo, wah, wah, wah, Dan, boo hoo, booo hooo, blah, blah, blah, Dan....
Blair: come to think of it, I'm the only main character that you haven't slept with yet.
Serena: you're right. Suddenly I'm so attracted to you. Let's make out.
Serena: I'm way cooler in the book series.
Blair: yeah, but your storyline is kind of repetitive. And you are a bit slutty, too.
Serena: hey, B. Your blanket is oddly shaped like Chuck's head, like he's under it or something.
Blair: oh, haha, good joke, Serena. *shoves Chuck's head*
Blair:Your sex scenes are awful.
Blair: The writers went a little too far this time.
Serena: What's that bulk under your blanket?
Blair: It's just... my belly! I'm pregnant!
Serena: What? Congratulations, B! Hey, I think I felt the baby kicking!
Blair: Feel free to kick back!
Blair:...... This moment never happened.
Serena: That movie was fantastic, B! It had such an amazing message. I see the world with different eyes now... Life is too short! I have to live my life to the fullest!
Blair: That's what you said last time and yet you spent all of the next day watching a video of a cat playing the piano.
Blair:That was amazing, i can't believe we haven't done it before!
Blair: No, Dan. You can't just do a pole dance and expect to have a threesome.
serena: finn did NOT just dump rachel
blair: rachel did NOT just wear 3 different plaid skirts in ONE episode
serena: she did
blair: he did
Blair: And then I said I didn't want to bet against him anymore and I finished the whole metaphor by saying "I'm all in!"
Serena: Funny, that's what Dan said the other night.
Blair: Is it just me or does this feel like Caption Contest 139?
Serena: Blair, I have a problem with Dan, he would not see me! I think you're to blame for that!
Blair: Serena your problems with the boys is nothing new! There's nothing my fault, because I've already decided. Is that right dear (hitting hand quilt under which is Chuck)?
Chuck: (There is indistinct mumbling under the quilt!)
S and B: so thats how dorota looks like without make up
Blair: Chuck, Serena and I are not going to have sex, so you can go.
Serena: We're not?
(B: I don't know what you are going to do but I go with "plausible denial" S:....)
(Serena: that was...WOW! Blair: yeah...exactly my words!)
"This _may_ look interesting, but, note how our hair is still perfect. Either nothing happened, or this is TV."
Serena: Is that Chuck under the sheets or are you just happy to see me?