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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 229

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Welcome to the 229th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic. Yes, 229 ... what a run! If you're new, this is where our readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama. Let's do it!

Your Caption Contest winner, using a photo from "High Infidelity," is Little Miss A.

Congratulations! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Lulz and queenbee94. Thanks to everyone for playing as always, and best of luck again next week!

D and G

Dan: So I hooked up with two of the 'it' girls of UES and had a thing with a movie star in college, made a sex tape, lost some weight, made a furry friend out of my hair, wrote a book with two versions, an anonymous and a down right libelous one, starting another bromance plot with Nate, and even threw out Cedric to show I'm all grown up! What do I need to prove in order to be accepted in the Non-Judging Breakfast Club?!
Georgina: Dan, I only asked whether you can babysit Milo for me.

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Dan: Scusi, I do not speak Americano
Georgina: Great, now just remember to say that when the paparazzi attacks you once Rufus's and Ivy's relationship goes public.


Dan: We live in a world where Chuck Bass gets the girl and I don't!
Georgina: No, Humphrey, we live in a world where your dad is hittin' that before you did.


Dan: And then I caught my dad and Ivy Dickens in bed together! My dad, the failed rockstar is sleeping with a 20-something-year-old con-artist who hooked up with ME only a year ago and then tricked his wife into giving her their apartment! How does that even happen?
Georgina: Um, have you heard her voice?!


Dan: Look, I'm just saying - I could totally pull off purple socks.


Dan: So then I said: "If tights are not pants, why do they also call them pantyhose?" Before I knew it, she dumped me and went back to Chuck.
Georgina: I will never understand why you used to work for a fashion magazine!


Dan: I'm telling you - it's THIS big!
Georgina: You're talking about your ego, right?


Dan: I'm just saying - nobody in Manhattan likes you. Nobody in Manhattan likes me. We'd be perfect together!
Georgina: Last time I checked, my name wasn't "Nobody".


Dan: I'm just saying... it's like all my ex-lovers chose someone else over me! Serena's with Steven now, Blair's with Chuck, Ivy is with my dad, Nate is with Sage...
Georgina: Wait, you never hooked up with Sage!
Dan: Exactly.


Dan: I'm just saying... Serena's with Steven now, Blair's with Chuck, Ivy is with my dad... it's like all my ex-lovers chose someone else over me.
Georgina: You forgot Vanessa!
Dan: Who?


Dan: I'm telling you - it's THIS big!

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