Gossip Girl Round Table: "Where the Vile Things Are"
Welcome back, once again, to TV Fanatic's weekly Gossip Girl Round Table Q&A discussion! Below, our panelists break down all aspects of this week's Gossip Girl, "Where the Vile Things Are."
In our Q&A session, TVF editor Steve Marsi and staff members Christina Tran, Leigh Raines and Courtney Morrison share their opinions on everything that went down on the Upper East Side.
Weigh in with your take on the following topics after reading ours!
1. Favorite quote or scene from the episode?
Courtney: I loved the scenes between Blair and Eleanor, but my favorite quote goes to a low blow from Queen B to Nelly: "Then why are you still sitting below me on the steps?" Classic throwback.
Leigh: This is so weird but "It's the people you know best who can hurt you the worst." Serena VDW has never been so well spoken.
Christina: Blair: "Hold it right there, Humpfreak!" I sincerely missed the Dan jabs.
Steve: B recalling that she'd been cordial for 52 minutes. Not that she's counting.
2. Blair's devising a line based on her Constance school uniform: Is this her best idea yet or will it be another fashion disaster?
Courtney: Ehhh, not too sure. Could be super cute and fun or it could be a giant mess. I'm thinking since it's the end of the series... it will be a hit.
Leigh: I think it'll be a hit now that Blair is letting her dark side work with her light side! Gotta have the balance.
Christina: Well, one thing's for sure: Blair never looked better than in Gossip Girl Season 1 or 2. She definitely knew how to rock her uniforms, so I guess it's time for her to bring back the headband.
Steve: A wise fashion designer once said that everything old becomes new again. NOTE: I don't actually know if that's true, but there could be something vintage and old school about B's new idea.
3. Georgina was MIA. Did you miss her?
Courtney: Nope, NOT AT ALL.
Leigh: I missed G. She's hilarious.
Christina: I'm with Courtney on this one. It may be wishful thinking, but I hope we've seen the last of her.
Steve: While I recognize that she's often inserted into the plot in absurd ways, I'm with Leigh. The girl has so many of the best Gossip Girl quotes and there's never a dull moment. Poorly written, maybe. But not dull.
4. Derena is back on: thumbs up or thumbs down?
Courtney: Thumbs up. Only because their parents are no longer together and doesn't look like that's going to happen again.
Leigh: Serena is too quick to forgive. I kinda dug it though. Season 1 vibes.
Christina: Thumbs down because I'm still rooting for Serenate!
Steve: Call me a sucker for old school Gossip Girl, but thumbs up because they might as well end the series the way it began ... either that or have the relationship implode again in even more spectacular fashion.
5. What was your favorite Ivy insult?
Courtney: Ivy blasting Lily at the art auction was pretty impressive, especially when she told her that she wants to be better than her and Rufus already thinks she is. Burn!
Leigh: The best dig was really by Rufus. He is the one guy who would never reduce himself to "revenge smut." When he's turned on Lily for good, you know she deserves it.
Christina: It's so hard to choose because I loved every bit of Lily's snarky remarks and even Ivy's constant one-upping. I'll go with "gypsy trash" though.
Steve: "Listen, you vile little interloper. You and Rufus may have rubbed your last two nickels together to replace my art, but the only people that you are making fools of are yourselves." That's just brutal.
6. Who was on the other end of Ivy's mysterious phone call?
Courtney: I'm hoping it's not Lola because that girl was boring. Possibly Serena's dad? I wouldn't mind having a Baldwin back on set.
Leigh: Courtney is sooo right, I didn't even think of it at first. Billy Baldwin is coming back!!! He was photographed on set! Eww how old is Ivy, please say older than we think.
Christina: Scott, Lily and Rufus's love child. How crazy would that be?!
Steve: Gossip Girl! Or Juliet or Eric or Jenny or Jack or William. If I just keep throwing out characters from seasons past that are set to return this fall I figure I'll nail it eventually.
What do you think? Sound off in the comments!