90210 Review: Fifty Shades of Annie

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We are officially in the homestretch for the final episodes of 90210. In "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Call Girl," Annie's book is poised to make a huge splash upon its release. 

Who could be hired to throw such a sexy book release party? Naomi of course!

Annie's Secret Comes Out

After Naomi's divorce, she threw herself headfirst into work. Of course, Naomi being Naomi, she linked up with a hot new client and found herself wanting to mix pleasure with business. I give her props for saying that she's a hot mess right now and not ready to jump into something.

However, she didn't need to think of a way to keep Jordan (aka Quentin Fields from One Tree Hill) interested in her post-event.

Naomi has to be more secure in her allure. She's a hot vivacious girl! As for her plan, revealing the identity of an author who doesn't want to be revealed isn't exactly a winning situation. Neither is accusing your client's sister of being a whore. Literally. In the end Annie came clean as the next EL James. I've said it before and I'll said it again: Anabel and Leo were beyond obvious! Annie used way too many real facts in her anonymous book.

Okay so did you actually write a dirty tell all book about being a hooker? I mean congratulations, but seriously? | permalink

Patrick is back now and that is not a good sign. Also, I don't think Liam's reaction wouldn't have been as harsh if he didn't just get screwed over by that gold-digger! By the way, Campbell went to the party to kick Liam's ass? That's actually hilarious. Good one, Campbell, I'd like to see you try. At least the book news hasn't made its way over to Dixon yet...

Then again, Dixon was too busy getting turned down by Silver's surrogate. Michaela is going to be disappointed when she finds out her crush Navid is back with his ex Adrianna. Wow, this show really is one giant orgy isn't it? 

What do you all think about the Adrianna/Mark/Silver love triangle? All the rules of girl code point to Silver being in the wrong. However, neither one of them had ever dated him, thus neither girl had a claim. They did make a pact and Silver violated that pact. I don't think that Adrianna is so upset about not getting Mark so much as she feels betrayed that Silver would choose a dude over her friend. Whose side are you on?

It was good that Navid and Adrianna were able to comfort each other. I wonder if it was purely about licking their wounds or if there might be some unresolved old feelings there. Navid's going to need a good support system considering he is likely to get kicked out of school. Quite the pickle he got into with those Cronis guys!

Only four episodes of 90210 left! What did you think of the latest installment? Hit the comments and don't forget to tell us what you'll miss about the gang from Beverly Hills!


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