The kids on How I Met Your Mother have had it.
They've been listening to their dad ramble on about meeting his better half for eight years now, often getting sidetracked with random stories and even going on in detail about the "sluts" he's banged.
It's getting a bit awkward and, literally, a bit uncomfortable. The children haven't experienced daylight in ages... they've missed college... they must relieve themselves in a bucket.
Watch the following hilarious promo for How I Met Your Mother Season 9 for more from Ted's kids and let's comfort them together: the pain will soon end, guys. Remain patient. Stay strong.