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Revenge Review: Save The Date

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After ditching show creator Mike Kelley, casting the scorching Justin Hartley and promising never to mention Carrion or the Initiative again, hopes were high for Revenge Season 3. But tonight's premiere felt a little like a hot mess instead of just hot.

"Fear" had some stellar moments, but fell just short of the awesome mark, thanks to the introduction of some storylines that just don't make sense.

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Revenge Season 2 was all over the place, bogged down in the Initiative and Carrion. Emily got away from her red Sharpie and all but abandoned her Revengenda. A jealous Aiden Mathis diverted her attention.  Charlotte was, well, Charlotte. Useless. Whiny. Unnecessary.

But the end of season 2 showed promise. The story was shaken up. Emily returned to her original plan to take down the Graysons. She and Aiden had an understanding about why she was with Daniel, even if neither of them liked it.

Charlotte got pregnant and then seemed mildly sympathetic. It was so like mother, like daughter.

And Emily told Jack the truth about her identity, causing him to rethink everything he knew and ultimately stopping him from murdering Conrad Grayson and leaving baby Carl fatherless.

With all of that in mind, this premiere had potential. The previews for it were gripping and exciting. And misleading. (Which is what I suppose previews are supposed to do to an extent, right?) There was a lot about tonight that didn't work at all, but also a bit that did.

So, let's meander our way through the set-up for season 3, shall we?

Daniel can't find a job. He doesn't want to use his father's connections to find one. Or Emily's connections. He doesn't have a job. But they're all living like they're still bazillionaires. Daniel doesn't have a job because Daniel doesn't need a job.

And then there's Patrick, Victoria's long-lost, heart-of-ice-melting son, played by the one, the only, Justin Hartley. Patrick has made Victoria a changed woman. He's brought love back into her life. She's happy Victoria! It's weird. 

And then Charlotte walks in whining about how they don't own a house in Paris anymore and oh, well, look at that. Not pregnant. No baby. The writers dropped that story like the execs dropped Mike Kelley, probably because Charlotte being pregnant was a stupid idea in the first place. I'm not saying teen pregnancy doesn't happen. But I am saying that as a plot device and a way to try and make Charlotte relevant, it was lame. 

So Charlotte gets indignant about the new brother in her mother's life and visits him at the South Fork Inn right after he's stepped out of the shower. He's wearing a towel and never so much as makes an attempt to indicate that his sister is in the room with him. It was weird. A gratuitously shirtless Justin Hartley being bullied away from the Hamptons by his half-sister Charlotte.

While Patrick was settling into the Hamptons, Jack was busy being anywhere but there. Emily's visit gave us one of the best and worst moments of the night. 

He explained that he understood why she did what she'd done. He got it. Then he kissed her. And she kissed him. And it was GOOD. But Jack felt nothing. He called her out, rightfully, on the collateral damage left in her wake, and then said he felt nothing for her at all. She had cost him too much.

I was crushed, honestly, even though I know Jack and Emily can't be together right now because the show would be over. Jack Porter's been kind of a scruffy doormat for two seasons, but there's something about his salt of the earth persona that makes him hot. Emily and Jack = end game. He'll come around. But not until he's made things difficult for Emily by speeding up her timetable.

She has until the end of the summer to exact her revenge on the Graysons.

To start, she sets a date to marry Daniel: August 8th. 8-8. Double infinity. Then she enlists Nolan's help to smuggle some sort of poison into her Memorial Day celebration.

Nolan, ever one to make an entrance, smuggles her poison into the party by skydiving in to avoid the metal detectors at the perimeter. She gives that poison to Conrad forcing some sort of attack which reveals he has...wait for it...Huntington's disease.

And that's the point at which I realized this show doesn't care if it has any accurate grounding in reality at all.

Huntington's is a serious disease. If you want to see how to handle a storyline dealing with Huntington's, watch House. Conrad Grayson apparently has a terminal illness which he knew he might have because he said his father had it and it was just never a big deal until then. And because it's a genetic disease, there's a decent chance that Daniel has it, too. 

Huntington's is not the kind of disease you use as a plot device on a show like Revenge. On Revenge you say "our tests are inconclusive." This isn't the kind of show that will try to educate or inform about the realities of Huntington's. It's the kind of show that will make light of it by brushing what is a serious and devastating reality for people under the expensive Persias rug.

Ugh. 

So let's talk about what worked.

Nolan always works. That goes without saying. Hooray for being out of jail, Nolan! Thanks for the one-liners for the Revenge quotes bank! 

The opening sequence with Emily on the boat being shot by an unknown assailant. It worked because it was intriguing. I'm curious about it. Was that a dream? Or was that a flash forward to something that has yet to happen?

If it was a dream, was she imagining herself as FauxManda, dying in the water? Because that would make sense. If it's real, the real Amanda dying in the same way that FauxManda did is quite poetic. And if it's real, who shot her?

Aiden popped up in the end and he appears to be teaming up with Victoria to take Emily down. I spent the entire episode wondering what had happened to him since the last we saw him, Daniel was planning to shoot him. Apparently Daniel's a bad shot which was great for Aiden.

So does Aiden really want to take Emily down? Or is he still part of Emily's plan? 

Two points to Revenge for the intrigue with the opening and closing scenes. They were great bookends to the episode and made me forget about all the mud in the middle.

What did you think about tonight's Revenge season 3 premiere? Was it all over the place or a great way to kick off another summer in the Hamptons?

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a. Conrad said his Grandfather had Huntingtons (not his father.) b. Conrad doesn't actually have Huntingdon's, we saw Emily load a file into the doctor's pc whilst he was drinking the coffee she had brought him. c.The 'poison' set Conrad's attack off so he would be checked over in hospital enabling the test results to be altered by Emily. Emily leaked the news to the press, framing Ashley who she had introduced to the doctor at the party and made a point of showing them chatting to the Graysons. d. After the press leak of his illness Conrad could no longer be governor which was Emily's plan. As Emily said to Jack
'he never deserved to be governor.' e. Charlotte's loss of the baby was mentioned in the stables with Victoria.

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Didn't really do much for me...I used to LIVE for Revenge...this episode was pretty average, especially being the season premier... it didn't hook me at all...i'm hoping they wrap it up this season as if they don't it may then get axed (due to lack of being able to continue an interesting storyline) and I want to see the end...disappointed :(

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I completely disagree the premiere definitely deserves at least 4 stars. I feel this review is way too harsh on Revenge which is clearly trying to move in the right direction after an uneven season 2. Was this a perfect episode, no it was not but it was pretty damn good.

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OMG guys the Conrad does NOT have Hungtington's Disease! Emily went to hack the records and changed the diagnosis! LOVED the premiere!

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The Huntington thing is all wrong. From what we have seen of Conrad's father in past episodes, he does not have Huntington's. It is not a condition that can be hidden at all and would always have manifest well before Conrad's father's age. Also if Conrad did have it it would have manifest well before Conrad's age now. Also if Conrad had it then Daniel would have a 50/50 chance of having it too. You would think that the writers would do a little more research before selecting something like that to throw in the mix.

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how can you think the opening sequence with Emily on the boat being shot was a dream? In every season premiere, they start off with a flash forward scene and then it goes back in time to tell us what events led to this. Then, we find out the whole story during the mid-season finale
season 1: daniel and emily's engagement with someone getting shot.
season 2: boat under water with someone dead
season 3: emily on the boat being shot

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Revenge has really lost its superbe for good. I am not surpirsed though. This first episode was lame and the only good thing about it was Jack, he is the only consistent character in my opinion. The whole Conrad's storyline does not make any sense. If his disease was discovered by chance, how could Emily predict it so that she could make sure to use it to her advantage? And if Conrad knew all along (because of his father), how did she find out? And if this was all caused by the poison, it's a hell of coincidence that Conrad's father suffered from the disease. I mean, how convenient for Emily's stupid plan!!!
And even if Emily hijacked the doctor's computer, Conrad still confirmed that the disease ran in the family.
Nolan has also lost all his charms. He was actually interesting in the first few episodes, after that, they had to make him take boxing lessons and fix him with a girl. From then on, he just became annoying with his lame lines, his confused sexuality (are you gay or straight or bi, make up your mind already) and tonight, he was more annoying than ever. Still less so than Victoria and Charlotte though (Charlotte is totally useless indeed). So as to Patrick, let's welcome the new useless character in town (after Aiden last season and Charlotte, and Ashley and Declan).
The beginning was even lamer. I'm assuming that Emily-Amanda is being shot by Daniel who found out the truth (and it wasn't a dream Mr. Reviewer) but my best guess is that even the writers do not yet know who did it. They just needed the new season to start with a bang, and they will tie up the loose ends whenever and anyhow. They will probably reshoot the scene as they did with the supposed murder of Daniel in season one. That's great TV for you. Hopefully Season 3 will be the last...

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I agree that Huntington's was portrayed incorrectly. Part of me was glad to see it mentioned - always hoping for more attention to it and donations to research for a cure. I am from a Huntington's family. But then Conrad did brush it off and say his father worked with it until he retired. That shows that the writers do not understand that disease very well. My father, sister, and brother we long too disabled to work before they died from complications of this horrible disease. And yes, "House" did a good job portraying what it is like to be a person at risk. I should know...

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Yes Conrad doesn't really have it but it was kind of confusing because he mentioned that its generic and his father had it. I didn't like Aiden return it was kind of awkward how did he get to Victoria's house?. I did like Victoria's and Emily plan to get rid of Ashley

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Definitely disagree with you. But forgot the pregnancy of Charlotte; hoping to see that develop.