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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Review: One Crazy Witch

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Two birthday boys, one party and "The Birthday Witch" were at the center of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 14.

But if Joyce thought she might have been cursed, then Kyle better watch her back. We recap the birthday dinner disaster in our TV Fanatic +/- review...

Just when Kyle thought she and Carlton were on good terms, she got the rug pulled out from under her at her own party. Minus 22.

Speaking of the party, it was more than a little weird but that could be because Kevin Lee was involved. 

The decor was beautiful and the food looked delicious but what was up with the entertainment. Those water dancers looked as though they'd drown sooner than synchronize their swimming.

And that singer / guitar player! Minus 31. I almost changed the channel. 

If it were me I'd want my money back. Especially after Kevin Lee ended up in the pool in his underwear. 

The one thing the party had going for it was that it was drama free…until Carlton opened her mouth. 

The biggest thing that bothers me about Carlton is that people who know nothing about Wicca are watching and she makes all Wiccans look crazy.  Minus 37.

Carlton was looking to pick a fight with Kyle…because she had a bad dream. Seriously?!?

From the start of this season I thought Carlton was an interesting addition to the show because of her differences but tonight she took it too far.

Carlton came across as mean and paranoid as she attacked Kyle at her husband's birthday party. Talk about inappropriate and unnecessary. Especially when the only thing Kyle did was miscount the points on a star. Minus 11

But Plus 18 for making me laugh because I did when Carlton took offense to the nipple joke. This is the same women who had pole dancers and painted naked women at her party last week. 

Hopefully Mauricio doesn't become seriously ill after dinner.

Speaking of which, didn't Joyce do a complete 180? One day she's saying how she didn't believe in curses. The next day she's accusing Carlton of making her husband ill and says she's worried her son might fall down the stairs. Minus 13. Does this mean she now believes?

Brandi had her own issues at the party. Since when does someone have to congratulate their ex-husband's mistress on her engagement? That's asking a lot.

As for Brandi's book, how stupid would a picture of her with a rolling pin and a maid's outfit look on the cover of a book about drinking and dating? Plus 25 to Nancy for using a little common sense. 

Kim Richards and her daughter got ugly butterfly tattoos on their wrists before the girl went off to college. Ouch!

Yolanda Foster and Gigi seemed to be the only normal ones in the bunch as they broke out the bubble wrap and started packing. 

They should all be thankful they could skip Lisa and Kyle's party. I'd hate to see them to get cursed in the crossfire. 

Episode total = -71! Season total = -129!

Who was in the right: Carlton or Kyle?

 

Review

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C. Orlando is a TV Fanatic Staff Writer. Follow her on Twitter.

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I like Carlton. The others don't know how to cope with her and she keeps them off balance. I like that.

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I hate Carlton. Get rid of her. She's so ugly and psycho

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Get rid of Carlton. I hate her. She's so ugly and psycho

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Carlton , I need to write this comment about you on the show......... Something is wrong with you, and it's not positive..............you don't jive with the girls on the show and you make the other girls, like brandy worse than she is.......and she has gotten pretty discusting, from all the attention, on the show........but you are discusting, and physically ugly, so come down from your ego centric pedistool...........already. Nothing beautiful about you.

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@ Renee

I totally agree with Renee....Carlton you are totally nuts and out of control...you are so inappropriate in every way....I thought Brandy was bad...she has no class at all, she is mean and so selfish....just when I thought there couldn't be a worse person on this show....they brought you in...WHY???.I hope they take you off the show, because I can't even stand to look at you...you are so disgusting....you aren;t even a good Mother.....PLEASE TAKE HER OFF THE SHOW....AND GO AHEAD AND CAST YOUR PRETEND SPELL ON ME....BITCHWITCH........

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