How do you top Vanderpump Rules Season 2 Episode 14, which included one of the bloodiest brawls in reality TV history?
That was the challenge laid out this week to Lisa Vanderpump, Stassi Schroeder, Jax Taylor, Kristen Doute, Tom Sandoval, Katie Maloney, Scheana Marie and Ariana Madix, as they gathered before Andy Cohen for part one of the Season 2 reunion.
It included tears, Twerking a lot of drama.
Itâs really sobering to watch yourself highly intoxicated.Katie
Iâve never had a girl say ânoâ to me before.Jax
He would do anything that Stassi says. Heâs dumb when it comes to Stassi.Lisa
Do you have some kind of mind control?Andy Cohen [to Stassi]
I just love a chance for things to be about me.Stassi
Youâre only [on the show] because youâre f-cking my ex-boyfriend.Kristen [to Ariana]
You were my girlfriend, but you were also my enemy,Tom [to Kristen]
Damn right Iâm sleeping with a 21-year-old. And Iâm having the time of my f-cking life right now..Kristen
Here are some reunion highlights:
- Stassi quit SUR, going AWOL for weeks and making Lisa angry over the way she handled her transition.
- Tom and Kristen are over… for now. Kristen says she still loves Tom and Tom says he's looking at their time together as a "glass half full" thing.
- Oh yeah: remember when Tom and Ariana made out in the pool? Kristen says she was engaged in a "three-month long affair" with a SUR employee at the time.
- Tom and Ariana are now an item.
- Kristen is dating a 21-year old named James, explaining it thusly: “Damn right I’m sleeping with a 21-year-old. And I’m having the time of my fucking life right now."
- Tom, who got up and Twerked at one point, says he caught Kristen and James “on [his] bed, with [his] condoms.”
Okay. So maybe those two are over for good, after all.
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