The men of Duck Dynasty went blind this week. Cow blind, that is!
On Take Your Business Student to Work Day, Sadie shadowed the Duck Commander crew, showing off a solid jump shot on the warehouse basketball court and seeing the contrasting work ethic between her dad and her uncle.
But the crux of Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 9 centered on Jase coming up with a cow blind. He took a giant, fake cow head and hid behind it to fool his prey. And it worked! Sort of! Kind of
Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.Jase
I have found ticks in my whiskers.Phil
What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?Phil
Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.Korie
She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.Gordon
I like sheep.Miss Kay
The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are boldly going where no redneck has gone before.Jase
They're not mad. These cows are crazySi
Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.Phil
If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.Jase
That's my crapper.Jep
You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.Kay
Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun.
Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.
Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.Jase
The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.Kay
Hey, I'm a math man.Si
Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.Jessica
Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.Jep
You don't mix nail guns and medication. That's just not smart.Martin
One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.Wilie
I donât need baskets. Thatâs what women do.Jase
I love bringing old things back to life.Kay
What are y'all doing? Why ainât y'all working?Willie
When I hear a sound that's particularly unpleasant, I gotta put a stop to it.Jase
You need a weapon? Give me a flip-flop and a Big League Chew.Si
You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.Phil
The key to telling a scary story - throw a little realism in there.Phil
As a hunter, I think this is one of the most enjoyable kills I've ever had.Jase
She was a looker. Like them chicks on The Weather Channel, you know what I'm sayin.Phil
It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.Jase
The men used camouflage on the invention and Willie agreed to give Jase 10 percent of the duck blind’s profits… which will amount to zero because the company won’t actually be producing the item.
Still, Jase got the last laugh.
Willie said he was trying to teach Sadie not to be like Jase, yet that plan didn't exactly work out too well.
Elsewhere, Jep and Phil (who’s favorite type of animal is “grilled”) took the children to a petting zoo, as the latter taught us what kind of excrement can be used as a toy.
At the zoo, Priscilla and Meritt are introduced to "mutton busting,” where kids ride on sheep.
Phil turns it into a competition and rewards Meritt with $5 when she's able to stay on the sheep for more than eight seconds. Might we have a future Olympian on our hands?
First, of course, we need to start a petition to get mutton busting included in the Games...