Vampire Diaries viewers around the globe may never get enough of red hot Delena sex, but Matt and Tyler aren't exactly dying to hear about it.
In the following clip from The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 17, Damon is drowning his sorrows in the bottom of a shot glass while regaling his quasi friends with a story about how he and Elena "broke the bed."
He's also insulting them, of course, from taunting Matt about his job at The Grill to scaring Tyler about what Stefan and Caroline are up to (we wish it were that!).
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We leave you with one more clip from tonight and we'll meet you back here in a few hours!