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New Girl: Watch Season 3 Episode 22 Online

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I remember my first middle school dance as if it was yesterday.

I was so shy, and the music was so loud, and Winston Bishop was there, and Schmidt was rapping about teal--

Wait, what? That's not a memory of one of the most powerful and defining moments of my early adolescence, it was just New Girl Season 3 Episode 22?

Guys, I know we like to have fun around here, but this is freaking me out. You sit tight and watch New Girl online, while I figure out which of my other childhood memories are actually just episodes of New Girl.

Because now that you mention it, that precious memory of my trip to the aquarium did have a few commercial breaks in it...

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.

Schmidt

Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.