New Girl

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Jess: Where are you guys going?
Biology Teacher: In life, nowhere.

Your asses belong to me now, which means I currently have four asses.

Coach

Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates.

Winston

I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.

Schmidt

Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.

Schmidt

Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.