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Jess: Where are you guys going?
Biology Teacher: In life, nowhere.
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Your asses belong to me now, which means I currently have four asses.Coach
- Permalink: Your asses belong to me now, which means I currently have four asses.
Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates.Winston
I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.Schmidt
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Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.
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