Ariel Winter stars as Alex, the middle child of Phil and Claire on ABC's Modern Family.  Alex is definitely a bit of a smart ass.

Alex Dunphy Quotes

You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a dress, why don't you worry about getting Luke to wear some pants?

Alex [to Claire]

If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours?


Modern Family Quotes

Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.

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