Andrew Van de Kamp
Andrew Van De Kamp, as the son of Bree Hodges, started off on Desperate Housewives living with his mother. Now, as a grown adult, Andrew has returned to live on Wisteria Lane just down the street from his mother. Andrew came out of the closet much to his mother's disappointment at the beginning of the series.
I know she's probably a bitch, but she's family; that makes her our bitch.Andrew (<i>about Phyllis</i>)
Phyllis: (talking about Rex) I even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress. He didn't think I knew about it, but I did.
Andrew: Well, looks like dad was into big breasts.
Phyllis: Oh, yes. That's why I was surprised when he married your mother.