Andrew Van De Kamp, as the son of Bree Hodges, started off on Desperate Housewives living with his mother.  Now, as a grown adult, Andrew has returned to live on Wisteria Lane just down the street from his mother.  Andrew came out of the closet much to his mother's disappointment at the beginning of the series.

Andrew Van de Kamp Quotes

I know she's probably a bitch, but she's family; that makes her our bitch.

Andrew (<i>about Phyllis</i>)

Phyllis: (talking about Rex) I even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress. He didn't think I knew about it, but I did.
Andrew: Well, looks like dad was into big breasts.
Phyllis: Oh, yes. That's why I was surprised when he married your mother.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.


(after Andrew tells her he hates her) The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care, and we're still connected and I still have a chance to set you right.