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Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) used to be the Regional Director in Charge of Sales at the Stamford office of Dunder Mifflin, but transferred to the Scranton branch after the company downsized the former.

Andy is overconfident, has anger management problems, and can be extremely annoying. He frequently name drops his alma mater, Cornell, and likes to sing at every conceivable opportunity. He has a good heart, though, and is sort of engaged to Angela.

Andy Bernard Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.

Andy

The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.

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