Andy Bernard Quotes
Season 9, Episode 23: "Finale"
Andy: I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 22: "A.A.R.M."
Andy: On this show, all three judges are mean.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 21: "Livin the Dream"
Andy: Hey Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. You're not talented. Well...right back at ya Daryl.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 19: "Stairmageddon"
Andy: What's the mouse's name?
Guy: It really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder.
• Rating: Unrated
Phyllis: Her hair looks beautiful.
Andy: Yeah we get it Phyllis. She looks like a freakin' movie star!
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I wanted to be my generation's Lisa Loeb.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 15: "Couples Discount"
Andy: I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com, because oh the loafers have arrived.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 5: "Here Comes Treble"
Andy: When I got the nickname Bonerchamp, that's when I became me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 4: "Work Bus"
Andy: She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents.
• Rating: Unrated
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