Andy Bernard Quotes
Season 8, Episode 12: "Pool Party"
Andy: I haven't proposed to anyone in years.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mrs. California"
Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Andy: You're the deuce I never wanna drop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out there.
Robert: Who are they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Andy: I'm sorry, this must be really uncomfortable for you.
Robert: I'm never uncomfortable.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Andy: Chef from South Park. It's genius!
Stanley: Just some chef.
• Rating: Unrated
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