Season 6, Episode 19: "New Leads"
Andy: Rid-dit-dit-dit-do.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Andy: She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on a date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right...?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Andy: Erin and I have our first date tonight. And it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to How I Met Your Mother, that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about and you'd better have a good story to tell them.
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Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Andy: Speaking as a former baby, don't get too hung up on baby names.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 6, Episode 16: "Manager and Salesman"
Andy: It's not 'cause of the smell; I'm just expecting a nosebleed.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Andy: I begged Dwight and Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa. And I decided to give Erin the 12 days of Christmas. Is it my fault that the first eight days is basically 30 birds?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Phyllis: You didn't decorate it?
Jim: No.
Dwight: Exactly.
Jim: We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.
Dwight: Everyone.
Andy: Why would you wrap it in a sheet, if you're not covering anything up?
Pam: Is it ... is it fake?
Jim: Pam!
Dwight: Yes, we are unveiling, an artificial tree, that will never die...
Jim: Yes.
Dwight: Like the spirit of Christmas!
Stanley: We're supposed to applaud you for taking a giant diaper off fake tree?
Dwight: This was a successful unveiling! Go back to work! Merry Christmas!
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Season 6, Episode 12: "Scott's Tots"
Andy: Employee of the month. Every awesome place I've worked at had one ... Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG... my summer at Enron.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 6, Episode 11: "Shareholder Meeting"
Pam: Don't do the twirl.Phyllis: Lose the twril.
Dwight: Twirl sucks!
Kevin: Michael, I hated the twirl.
Andy: Hate the twirl!
Michael: Okay, obviously I'm not going to do the twirl. I only did it because I nailed the wave.
Phyllis: Yeah, good. Don't do it.
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Oscar: I just want to take this stupid board of directors by their necks. This. Is. So. Simple!
Andy: Yeah. Well you should do that. Get in line.
Oscar: Oh what a great idea, and lose my job. No thank you.
Andy: Look. Do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself, during America's biggest financial crisis?
Dwight: How is he going to have grandkids.
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