Warehouse 13

Mondays 10:00 PM on SyFy
Warehouse 13
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Artie Nielsen is a somewhat mysterious character on Warehouse 13.

He lives in South Dakota because he's in charge of the storage facility, known as Warehouse 13, there. Nielsen explains the rules of the facility, along with its background, to agents Pete Lattimer and Myka Bering when the latter first arrive there.

Artie Nielsen Quotes

Welcome to Warehouse 13.

Artie

I'd like to think of it as America's attic.

Artie

Warehouse 13 Quotes

That's not hockey. That's pole vaulting.

Pete

Wells: For a lousy kisser I thought you were smarter than that.
Pete: Right back at you, you taste as old as you are grandma!