Warehouse 13

Artie Nielsen Quotes

Artie: People's lives are far more intertwined than we all realize.
Myka: Intertwined? As in a nutball follows me home from a bar, I release a terrorist from prison, and then what? I lose my job?
Pete: When, you put it that way, yeah.
Artie: Yes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: What do you want me to do?
Pete: Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts located in the South Dakota Badlands.
Claudia: Warehouse 13? I've been trying to hack into that place for years. One condition.
Pete: Name it.
Claudia: When we're done I get him. [Nods to Artie]
Pete: Deal.
Artie: Hey!
Pete: Relax. She shots you all the time; it's your thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: Not me I was planning to outlive both of you lunatics.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: What do dogs do when a car zooms off?
Claudia: They chase them.
Artie: Yes, and what do cars have on their back bumpers?
Claudia: License plates! So maybe the dog has the license plate and can tell us - and that's where all of this falls apart!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Google-schmoogle, I'll still with paper.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Artie: Claudia, you're going to write down the license plate numbers.
Claudia: As you bark 'em out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: What, I saw it all on Mythbusters?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Steve: I could tell you were lying.
Artie: Yeah, that never gets old.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Steve: Oh, I'm sorry my burglary skills are a little rusty.
Artie: We're Warehouse agents this isn't burglary this is creative snagging.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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